Garish And Beastly Millionaire Soy Face Youtuber Painting For Sale

RND/ To imagine garish and beastly millionaire ‘soy face’ paintings, starring once wildly popular online viral stunt philanthropists. Then didst thou grant mine asking with a smile, Like wealthy men, who care not how they give. (From) Tithonus, by Alfred, Lord Tennyson 2662 x 1542 .png (256 cols), via Youtube Thumbnails Ideal / Idealized price … Read more

The Physical Impossibility Of Mario In The Mind Of Someone Living

RND/ In which one cannot possibly consider Mario – or rather, consider the impossibility (ugliness, essential cosmic absurdity, etc?) of Mario: [..] most of his work was drawn up on a beer-mat by Carles Saatchi – A Damien Hirst Detractor 3169 x 2160 .jpg Ideal / Idealized Cost for such Conceptual Work: £4M (half the … Read more

Borenzo Lelenguer, Archetypal ‘Bad Artist’ Cliché

RND/ to consider a new archetypal living ‘bad artist’ cliche, hereby known as “Borenzo Lelenguer”: 3568 x 5572 .jpg compiled in Gimp Even featuring a stupid, ultra-pretentious™ hat, paint slapped on the ends of anvils and bits of wire stuck in blobs of concrete. B.F.D. And he accepts Bitcoin. Of course he does. Welcome to … Read more

Puke Milkshake: Alt Right Ricky Gervais, Fuck Right Off

RND/ To consider poor old obsolete Ricky Gervais. With that eminently punchable mug and clueless hyena laugh. Just another sad, toxic media sphincter lamprey, always desperately seeking attention for crude acts of mass public ignorance. In which the only detectable talent such boring, un-flushable TV turds seem capable of expressing seems sociopathic self regard for … Read more