More White People Photography

RND/ To consider more hyper-bland, instagrammatic, neurally gentrified, total-psychic-zero style ‘decaff latte moments’ photography, direct from the widespread photographic image genre “White People Photography.” Truly inspiring – that is, if you’ve all the rich inner life of a stuffed designer sofa. All images attributed to original photographers via German stock photography / footage provider Pexels: … Read more

‘Salad-y’: People Like Human Versions Of Shitty Tao Lin Novels (Transcript)

RND/ To consider a largely unedited LOLtuber vlog transcript. What might be called ‘Existential Autistim as a lifestyle aesthetic.’ This guy’s Content(R) is great. It’s like he’s a walking, talking Shitty Tao Lin Novel – a real life personification of Tao’s astoundingly joyless Alt-Lit, K-Mart autorealism – a broken, neoliberal individualist super-subjectivity. Tao Lin himself … Read more

“Lenny Bill’s Doom Flower”: The Capitalist Internet’s Most Expensive Emoji

RND/ To consider “Lenny Bill’s Doom Flower”, Internet Capitalism’s most expensive emoji. As seen on Twitter: ☠[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)̲̅$̲̅]✿ Ideal / Idealized Cost for such Conceptual Work: £420K. Contact Robert What for details. — // how to play big science

24Hrs on Twitter as a Lonely Waste Of Time

RND/ In which, due to a particularly bad recent fit of existential depression and terminal boredom, you mistakenly try getting back onto Social Media, only to find it somehow even emptier than your old, half-undead life. Some notes in passing: You find the user interface a bit more slick and ‘friendly’ than you last remember … Read more

Google Transcript Poem: Megan Boyle (What I Know And Don’t Know Today)

RND/ to consider a disturbing Google transcript of a Youtube vlog post by author Megan Boyle. Megan Boyle is OK – a good person, and one should wish her only the best – to live long and prosper. When you were a child you were a treated kind but you were never brought up right … Read more