Not Even Wrong: A Response To Batshit Telegraph Environment Article by Jordan ‘Professor Kermitballs’ Peterson

RND/ To consider a stupid rewrite of a recent batshit article on the environment by Jordan ‘Professor Kermitballs’ Peterson. It espouses the view that ‘Corporations and utopians are offering authoritarian solutions to crises only democracy and free markets can solve’. Whatever the fuck that means. Look, let’s be honest people the problems with Jordan’s right … Read more

Satirical Star Atlas Conceptual Crypto Gaming Failure Starter Pack

RND/ To consider a satirical, (conceptual) Crypto Gaming ‘starter pack’ for inherently failed ‘virtual gaming metaverse’ LARP “Star Atlas.” Virtual indeed! That is, we here at BSZ Hypercorporation have supplied fellow Researchers all the initial (conceptual) means by which to get emotionally invested, in terms of any and all inherent and emergent Internet Drama concerning … Read more

A Family In The Fifties: A Children’s Book Parody

RND/ To consider one of those cheap satires based on Children’s books – in this case, “How They Lived: A Family In The Fifties”: As found on the mighty archive.org and polished for a postmodern age. Sure, it’s supposed to be a children’s book, but gee – talk about a dumbed down, highly conservative and … Read more

Satirical Painting: Peak Anthropocene Gaming

RND// To consider a satirical painting of a ‘gaming bed / cell’, into which is seemingly permanently plugged into, ala The Fucking Metaverse Matrix. Complete with a piss catheter, a fridge to put the leaking bags in and an endless supply of noodles and energy drinks for the patient / gamer. All while the world … Read more

Condescending, Pseudo-Scientific Art Net Magazine Article About ‘Hardwired’ Artist Poverty

RND/ The ideology of neuroscience in the service of global capital; to consider an utterly condescending, pseudo-scientific and essentialist Art Net Magazine article about how artist poverty may be ‘hardwired into their brains’: Price For Such A Concept As This: $500K – Contact Robert What today for details According to Wikipedia, this company’s revenue was … Read more