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A Psychic Portrait Of Paul Joseph Watson

RND/ To consider a psychic portrait of Paul Joseph Watson, in which by tuning into a person’s aura their character is both revealed and enhanced on the canvas. (Apologies for the accidental tilt to the right during processing): 2714 x 2714 .jpg Researcher’s Lab Report Notes: In this instance the psychic reading seems to have … Read moreA Psychic Portrait Of Paul Joseph Watson

Thank You For Your Interest In A Kitsch Conceptual Portrait

RND/ To consider a kitsch conceptual portrait: 7680 x 4320 .jpg Featuring three ducks up the wall and a sentient plant pot posting as an overpaid gallery curator Ideal / Idealized price for such a concept: $85,000 – contact Rob for details — // how to play big science

Two Dimensional Small Town Life Portrait

RND/ to consider a portrait of two dimensional small town life somewhere in an imagined 50’s Midsville, USA: 5592 x 2464 .jpg – In which the cars waiting at a traffic light sometimes look as if they’re painted on a large two dimensional backdrop or projected onto a screen, thereby highlighting the existential alienation, surrealist … Read moreTwo Dimensional Small Town Life Portrait

Abstract Portrait Of Girl With Flowers And Moons

RND/ To consider an abstract portrait of a girl with flowers and moons: 3226 x 3994 .png In which the overall aesthetic effect is that of a faded tapestry or mold covered curtain of faded old-gold fabric with bright yellow and turquoise shell highlights set against the girl’s crimson lips and headband. Ideal / Idealized … Read moreAbstract Portrait Of Girl With Flowers And Moons

A portrait of London With Abstract Sky

RND/ To imagine a framed portrait of London with an abstract sky: 5990 x 4827 .jpg [Insert semi inspirational but ultimately existentially disquieting quote about London here.] Ideal / Idealized Cost for such Conceptual Work: £300K – contact Robert What today for details. — // how to play big science

Zombie Elvis Christ Fan Art Portrait

RND/ In a supreme and shining act of gut munching transubstantiation, consider rejoicing in our eternal undying rock n’ roll saviour “Zombie Elvis Christ” – a fan art portrait / mashup via Google Image Search: If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. – Johnny Carson 4130 x … Read moreZombie Elvis Christ Fan Art Portrait