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Big Nothing Talk: Jack Frags On Battlefield 3 and The Rise of PC Gaming (Transcript)

RND/ to consider making a video about some random subject (or say, performing a piece of conceptual art) about basically nothing at all – merely for the sake of making ‘the next video’ – the cosmically useless bit of vaguely artistic digital tat *cough* – A transcript of popular gaming Youtuber Jack Frags on Battlefield 3 and ‘the rise of PC gaming’ – gee thanks Jack that was all er, astoundingly beige – a rudimentary and amazingly generic high school homework essay, written at the last minute by copy-pasting the… Read more Big Nothing Talk: Jack Frags On Battlefield 3 and The Rise of PC Gaming (Transcript)

The World’s Most Expensive Digital-Conceptual Artwork: “Pricing The Capitalist Concept Of Worth” ($63.7M)

RND/ given that apparently everything in the known Capitalist universe comes with a price tag (rational, materialist quantification), freelance amateur postmodern internet theorist Robert What now also prices the hyperreal Capitalist concept of “Worth” This conceptual art scenario is symbolized through the following painterly ode to Jean-Paul Riopelle (which, along with everything else on this website is free as in Cost / Libre: No Licence, No Copyright) Robert-What-Digital-Conceptual-Art-Pricing-The-Capitalist-Concept-Of-Worth-($63.7M)-large.zip (large version 7680×11520, 55.1MB) The notion of “Cost” he currently puts at US$63.7 Million – an absurdist calculation based on two numeric… Read more The World’s Most Expensive Digital-Conceptual Artwork: “Pricing The Capitalist Concept Of Worth” ($63.7M)

Why Is (/Post) Modern Art So Bad? with Sad Aesthetic-Relativist Background Drowning Music

RND/ to consider the classic sodden intellectual potato “Why Is [/Post] Modern Art So Bad?” with sad drowning music As a direct result of this tear-inducing motivational mashup, imagine internet theorist-for-hire Robert What now follows several iron laws of quality art: To avoid the silly, pointless, and purely offensive – and produce work of Genuine Merit™ To demand the highest standards of excellence, improve upon the work of previous masters – and thus prevent falling standards To aspire to the Highest Quality Available™ To never stop questioning whatever darkly laughable… Read more Why Is (/Post) Modern Art So Bad? with Sad Aesthetic-Relativist Background Drowning Music