modern art

Expensive Zombie Formalism Art Church Blueprint (Painting)

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RND/ A painting of ‘expensive zombie formalism’, expressed as a blueprint of the modern Art Church: 2897 x 3840 .jpg Cost For A Concept Such As This: $1.5M – Contact Robert What for details Here’s the art church and this is the steeple Open the door and see all the people Here’s the collector going … Read more

Why Is (/Post) Modern Art So Bad? with Sad Aesthetic-Relativist Background Drowning Music

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RND/ to consider the classic sodden intellectual potato “Why Is [/Post] Modern Art So Bad?” with sad drowning music As a direct result of this tear-inducing motivational mashup, imagine internet theorist-for-hire Robert What now follows several iron laws of quality art: To avoid the silly, pointless, and purely offensive – and produce work of Genuine … Read more