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“A nice house to live in”: Conceptual Paintings

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RND/ In which you consider the reasonable request of “A nice house to live in”: 3306 x 2224 .jpg Ideal / Idealized cost for such a concept: £2.5M to cover this modern cost of housing. Contact Robert What today for details. Estate Agent Paintings: Expensive Nice Houses I Also Can’t Afford Conceptual Paintings: A Financially … Read more

Garish And Beastly Millionaire Soy Face Youtuber Painting For Sale

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RND/ To imagine garish and beastly millionaire ‘soy face’ paintings, starring once wildly popular online viral stunt philanthropists. Then didst thou grant mine asking with a smile, Like wealthy men, who care not how they give. (From) Tithonus, by Alfred, Lord Tennyson 2662 x 1542 .png (256 cols), via Youtube Thumbnails Ideal / Idealized price … Read more

Once And For All: Why to Agree With The Statement “Fuck Seinfeld”

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RND/ To consider, once and for all, the innate existential validity of the general philosophical statement and moral sentiment “Fuck Seinfeld.” * One of the best reasons to hate the show Seinfeld is provided by ‘Daniel’, one of its bizarre billions of silently deranged, intensely annoying fanboys. Just check out this all-time classic response to … Read more

On Professional Streamers, Skilled Gaming and ‘Winners’

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RND/ To consider identifying what exactly feels so irksome about this allegedly pure, true (e)sports-man moment of videogame Skill, AKA ‘winning’ – specifically, the moment when virtual projectile meets idiot skull. In which there still exists a strong cultural assumption about videogames secretly ‘being fun’ – where ideologically this means ‘playing to win’, and nothing … Read more