Zombie Elvis Christ Fan Art Portrait

RND/ In a supreme and shining act of gut munching transubstantiation, consider rejoicing in our eternal undying rock n’ roll saviour “Zombie Elvis Christ” – a fan art portrait / mashup via Google Image Search: If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. – Johnny Carson 4130 x … Read more

Why Is (/Post) Modern Art So Bad? with Sad Aesthetic-Relativist Background Drowning Music

RND/ to consider the classic sodden intellectual potato “Why Is [/Post] Modern Art So Bad?” with sad drowning music As a direct result of this tear-inducing motivational mashup, imagine internet theorist-for-hire Robert What now follows several iron laws of quality art: To avoid the silly, pointless, and purely offensive – and produce work of Genuine … Read more

Zero Views Youtube Videos Movie

RND/ To imagine small indie movies, comprised of compiled LOLtube videos with zero views [1] First, an example title screen / context: Now to the main (/missing) Dark Energy bulk of the movie: Compiled using avidemux – audio normalized with avconv from libav tools. Embarrassing open lab mic nights, tropical parodies, research tutorials – I … Read more

Super Generic Corporate Stock Gallery

RND/ To imagine a super generic [1] corporate stock art galley: What do such expressions say, what values do they signify – other than an endless self referential political blandscape of hyperreal corporate stock photos so generally generic their stunning obviousness hurts. So generally devoid of artistry, being so utterly corporate in their unabashed consumerist … Read more

Postmodern Ladybird Books Remix

RND/ To imagine a remix of “Boys And Girls” by Ladybird Books: While exceedingly de rigueur nowadays – and there are some truly eye-rollingly dreadful mainstream Ladybird remixes available in any Waterstones nowadays, whose lead footed obviousness in conception and design feels utterly depressing – mixing up weird and wonderful books of one’s impossibly naive … Read more

What Creative Computer Graphics?

RND/ In which you ask – Robert, What creative computer graphics? — To consider an imaginary play space scenario or virtual oldskool GFX emulator – in which, by simply playing with this idea space, find yourselves actively taking part in an experimental journey to unpack the meanings of “Creative computer graphics.” Note: ‘imaginary games’ are … Read more