Internet Art

Untitled Goose Horror Game (Parody)

RND/ To consider a hot new media genre – “Goose Horror”. Some imaginary screenshots from an Untitled Goose Horror Game:

Untitled Goose Horror Game

In the #GooseHorror genre you get to play an ordinary goose, viciously angry at humans. Why? Well, it’s because your sensitive and beautiful head can pick up their cruel inner thoughts and dark wishes. Unfortunately, this often results in you doing their evil bidding against your will.

The ‘horror’ in this genre comes, not just from the various forms of blandly terrifying mischief you get up to in goose form, but from constant sickening anthropomorphization by mean spirited assholes – who in ideological reality are simply acting out their own casual, twisted schadenfreude fantasies through you. (Don’t worry though, little goose – you’ll get your revenge.)

Some sweet, typical in-game examples of freaky, goose-style shit you can get up to under human mis-direction:

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“Sure wish a goose would honk one of those parkour guys off a building.”

Untitled Goose Horror Game 03

“Imagine if a goose started an avalanche by honking..”

Untitled Goose Horror Game 04

“Hilarious if a goose make some whiny kid majorly faceplant.”

Untitled Goose Horror Game 05

“Would love to see a goose start a fire at my dumb neighbor’s house.”

Untitled Goose Horror Game 06

“If goose got into the hospital and switched off Grandma’s life support, we wouldn’t have to travel hours to see her every Sunday..”

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“My boss is a dick. If only a goose would give him some unnecessary root canal!”

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Internet Art

Digital Art Painting: Resident Evil 2 Remake

RND/ to consider a conceptual art painting involving screenshots from “Resident Evil 2” (remake)

4780×6220, 15.3MB .jpg edited in Gimp

Resident Evil 2 Remake (painting)

– In which boring-ass digital relics (of all kinds, including paintings ;-) represent the zombified, forever backtracking future of videogames

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Internet Art

Enlarged BAOH anime screenshots

RND/ to imagine enlarged screenshots of classic violent anime “BAOH” from an old LOLtube video – notable for over the top expressions on the ugly faces of its crudely drawn characters

– In which the word “BAOH” appears to mean ‘bow’, as in ‘respect due for such uniquely oldskool VHS crudeness’

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Internet Art

Conceptual-Digital Art Painting: Charles “Bukowski 2122”

RND/ to consider a digital-conceptual art painting of Charles H. Bukowski, standing outside his old childhood house at 2122 Longwood Ave, LA

5760×2160, 8.9MB .jpg, assembled and edited in Gimp from “Born Into This” documentary images

“Bukowski 2122”

– A dark, fragmented vision of a horrible memory and its symbolic long term social effects

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Internet Art

Planet Coaster Universe Hypertography

RND/ consider a planet coaster universe; strange social scenes inside unending, forever twisting and gleefully screaming hyperreality goldmines

As though no more symbolically appropriate game for this dark age exists [1]

Part of the Hypertography One Exhibit

Planet Coaster Universe

Reference Link

  1. Terminal Roller Coaster Pop Quiz Zeitgeist

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