A Day Out By The English Sea: Creepy Halloween Painting

RND/ To imagine a creepy ‘English’ seaside painting for Halloween: 2916 x 2236 .jpg Fuck Martin Parr: Photography And The Cultural Ideology Of Englishness Space 1999: Creepy 70’s Sci Fi Simulator Game Screenshots The Creepy, Empty And Uncanny World Of (Dead) Tactical Multiplayer Shooter “Ground Branch” Creepy Hipster Jesus Creepy Portraits of Deep Fake A.I … Read more

‘It’s time to re-learn how to have fun’: A Response To The Guardian

RND/ Dear The Guardian. Go fuck yourselves (again.) A response to your post, “It’s time to re-learn how to have fun“: Q: What makes you depressed? A: Seeing stupid people happy. – Slavoj Zizek 2580 x 1587 .jpg – via Getty images This particular brand of synthetic, corporate ‘Fun’TM that appeals to, and is only … Read more

Dark Academia Fashion Aesthetic Painting

RND/ To consider a painting of the Dark Academia aesthetic. I am sick to death of poor people – The Riot Club (Dir. Lone Scherfig, 2014) 2213 x 1130 .jpg In which every time you now hear the word ‘AESTHETIC’ (online, natch) you feel queasy, and think of posing white hipsters with high disposable income … Read more

Stay Calm And Suffer: UK General Election Brexit Art 2019

RND/ To consider a selection of GE2019 art. Christ, how utterly depressing it all is. Fuck every dipshit that voted Tory. — Oh, the heartwarming impossible naivety of the general voting populous – almost a nativity. — Look, just get me the fuck out of here. The whole island has gone mad. — Oh no! … Read more

Rentalism Photography: The Existential Misery Of UK Renting

RND/ To consider a photograph series expressing the existential misery of renting. Images via typically scummy UK aggregate Lettings Agency site: Ideal / Idealized Cost for such Conceptual Work: £1.2M (in order to pay for the disgusting cost of a half decent house in my area – not as awful as those seen here.) Contact … Read more

Welcome to the World Of Naff (live from Chicken Aspic Towers)

RND/ To consider yourself stuck in the World Of Naff – the daily misery of so-called life in the UK – living in the vast sprawling confines of the Chicken Aspic Towers: 3840 x 2838 .jpg Featuring “Comic Sans” – the universe’s most crap font. And now, some scenes from Chicken Aspic Towers and it’s … Read more