Estate Agent Paintings: Expensive Nice Houses I Also Can’t Afford

RND/ To consider conceptual paintings of expensive nice houses you also can’t afford: Examples – 2130 x 1448 .jpg Ideal / Idealized price for concepts such as these: £2.5M (average price for such houses) – contact Robert What today for details As seen on parasitical UK estate agent sites. Download x72 images (.zip file.) Oh … Read more

A Day Out By The English Sea: Creepy Halloween Painting

RND/ To imagine a creepy ‘English’ seaside painting for Halloween: 2916 x 2236 .jpg Fuck Martin Parr: Photography And The Cultural Ideology Of Englishness Space 1999: Creepy 70’s Sci Fi Simulator Game Screenshots The Creepy, Empty And Uncanny World Of (Dead) Tactical Multiplayer Shooter “Ground Branch” Creepy Hipster Jesus Creepy Portraits of Deep Fake A.I … Read more

‘It’s time to re-learn how to have fun’: A Response To The Guardian

RND/ Dear The Guardian. Go fuck yourselves (again.) A response to your post, “It’s time to re-learn how to have fun“: Q: What makes you depressed? A: Seeing stupid people happy. – Slavoj Zizek 2580 x 1587 .jpg – via Getty images This particular brand of synthetic, corporate ‘Fun’TM that appeals to, and is only … Read more

Summertime Blues Playlist

RND/ To pause and reconsider the Rock N’ Roll adage that “There ain’t no cure for the Summertime blues.” A playlist and commentary. And everything depends upon How near you stand to me – Morrissey* *Update: no it doesn’t. Curse Summer and everything to do with it. It was too fucking hot this year; borderline … Read more

Rentalism Photography: The Existential Misery Of UK Renting

RND/ To consider a photograph series expressing the existential misery of renting. Images via typically scummy UK aggregate Lettings Agency site: Ideal / Idealized Cost for such Conceptual Work: £1.2M (in order to pay for the disgusting cost of a half decent house in my area – not as awful as those seen here.) Contact … Read more