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Dark Synth series: images of Dead Cyberpunk-Vision Cities

RND/ to consider the dead vision of future cities as traditionally defined by historical, and modern undead cyberpunk

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Dark Synth: Dead Cyberpunk Vision Cities

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–  To consider how the overall design saturated neon and architectural megastructures of Blade Runner on movie and videogame concept art goes far beyond mere influence and utterly overwhelms the visual field resulting in extremes of  copy-pasted futuristic cliche and mindless fragmentary clutter; a measurement, both of the triumph of the will-to-technology as expressed in control and total social systemic domination of global hyper capitalism and humanity’s own caustic alienation; that such images positively revel in the dull density danger and crushing depression of their own sheer brute ugliness and obvious environmental destruction clearly informs us of the precise degree to which such symbolic environments dominate our thoughts – that they look and feel the way they are, because that’s what we in the Universal (ie. colonial) West still look and feel like inside; monstrous, powerful and ugly, with a wilfully designed kind of deeply stupid, hard wired smartness that breathes grey ashes

that cyberpunk to continually serve up nothing but the dregs of its own violent, planetary wide dirty concrete urbanism – merely something suitably ‘dark’ (zzzzzzzzzz!) for pale skinned techno-nerds / l33t haxx0r edgelords to look oh-so cool in the foreground of – must be exposed as the inherent crippling imaginative failure it is; note how not a single tree or spontaneous smile can be seen in such a deliberately cruel and professionally miserablist blandscape

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On Virtual Rifts and Corporate Reality

RND/ to consider virtual rifts caused by corporate reality

Part of the Hypertography One Exhibit

/ all american vr dream demon

Virtual Rifts: All American VR Dream

mommy / daddy / baby / ey -trapped in virtual re al itay

/ donald palmer vr shitposters

coming back to hotel after appearing on bill mahers republican convention special x week on hbo man stopped ey/ mike ey said ir have to vote for trump/ ir have to shake things up/ x was n/ x was enough for ir – to shake things up/ resident trump would indeed do just x good chunk of electorate would like to sit in bleachers watch x reality show
– michael moore 5 reasons why trump will win

et voila – heres sum dead eyed trump supporting morlock doing great impression of having all rich inner life exacting intellectual discernment of stuffed sofa left by side of dystopian superhighway

Virtual Rifts: Donald Palmer VR Sh1tposters

nsfw or play -404 even bottles of soulless bleach dislike captain fart noise

playful call response to palmer luckey who – quelle surprise – helped fund current king orange shed pig

background landscape from exit stranding

with unctuous reptilian duck lords like these x no flocking wonder aliens never land

talk about living in ey own rich private ideological vr

/ loading human preorder

Virtual Rifts: Loading Human preorder

ir sorry x content cannot display

/ do not trust vr playdev

sounds like plot to low budget movie x somehow made n to big screen starring nicolas cage
– loltuber on glitchers

Virtual Rifts: Don’t Trust The VR Gamedev

post cyberpunk sci fi/ while sum resarcs idly fret about quote negative effects of vr generally consider not trusting virtual reality effects of often ideologically sinister garmedevs

/ modern ocularity  – on ocuface/ three stigmata of palmer luckey

mashup of official statements by palmer zuckerberg / mark luckey

term/ ocuface – look of freshly minted corporate sellout

Virtual Rifts: Modern Ocularity

in which palmer quote cool billions lucky as likely sounding character out of phillp k dick global supermarket checkout novella – where everything as already going predictably to plan thanks

ey was living in world of make believe
– wet wet wet

headline/ fakebook swallows ocublock whole

well quelle bloody surprise

ocu vr started with -dubious vision of delivering incredible affordable / disturbingly ubiquitous virtual reality consumerism to world

ry come long way baby/ from foam core prototypes built using apple esque quote ye humble garage innovator myths to unfortunately all too credible community of active developers with more than 75000 development kits ordered by fellow cultists

in process ey defined what virtual reality consumerism needs to be / what x going to require to deliver n

few months ago anonymous suits mark chris / cory from fakeface team strolled down to offices of ocu vr see latest demos / discuss how everyone could work together to bring strictly corporate vision to millions of technology blinded people

as ir talked / occasionally high fived ir discovered ir two teams shared plastic vision of creating new platform for illusionary interaction x allows billions of fools to connect in ways never before possible

today ir smugly pleased to announce x ey joined evil forces with fakebook to create best virtual reality platform in world/ ocuface

at first glance x entirely obvious why ocuface as partnering with fakebook – company focused on connecting peoples big data with investors investing in internet access for newer whiter wired world / pushing open computing platforms for closed ends

but if one considers n more carefully ey also culturally aligned with focus on innovating / hiring best / brightest – x as ir believe sentences such as quote com drives new platforms/ ir say ir want to contribute to more quote open connected world

of course ir see virtual reality as next step

most important fakebook understands business potential for vr

mark / ir team share vision for virtual realitys potential to transform way ir -whoever x as learn share play / communicate

fakebook as another massive evil faceless hypercorp x believes x anything truly sinister as possible with right gang of greedy zipp weasels – apparently ocu vr not agree more

x partnership as one of most important moments for existing global capitalist virtual reality/ n gives ey even better shots at truly changing world in ir image

n opens doors to new opportunities / partnerships reduces risk on manufacturing / work capital side -ala fox con allows suits to publish more made for vr content/tm / generally let x ey focus on what ir do best/ solving public perception challenges spinning agendas / delivering ir future -like b52 – x as vr

meanwhile antisocial narcissistic personality disorder posterchild mark sugarborg as excited to announce x hes agreed to snatch up ocu vr current leader in virtual consumer reality tech

markys little mission as to make world more open / connected – to big business x as

for past few years x has meant building stunningly dull mobile apps x help ir share unwanted data with other egotistical people ir pretend to care about

ey has lot more to do on mobile but at x point feels ir in position where ey can start focusing on what platforms will come next to enable even more allegedly useful forever dimly entertaining quote personal experiences

x as obviously where ocuface comes in

ir build virtual reality technology

when ir believe in / inside ey ir re enter exact same completely immersive computer generated environment -of global morphing superliquid hypercapitalism – but in new/tm way – x as as zinga mobile play bad movie or other cold dislocations far away where nobody loves ir

thing about technology as x ir often feel like ir actually present in another airless non places with other clones

people who try n say x merely different from anything ever experienced in ir shallow lives as desperate consumers of inherently boring information

ocufaces mission as to enable ey to experience impossible – maybe even world where everyone gets fare share -only kidding

technology only ever seems to open up ever more business possibilities of completely new kinds of old entirely fake experiences

immersive research will be first step / ocuface already has big plans x will be changing to fit investor needs / x ir will soon accelerate to lethal velocity

rift as perhaps dangerous modern mind space highly anticipated by largely uncritical -eg research communities / x lot of interest from developers in building for x rich -business platform

ir going to focus on helping ocuface build out ir product / develop partnerships to support more crappy play/ ocufake will continue operating solely within fakeface to achieve x – but x just start

after research ir going to make ocuface platform for many other pseudo experiences

imagine enjoying court side seat at ir own trial studying lifestyle management in classroom of fakebook worshippers all over world or simply consulting with ir porn doctor face to arts – just by putting on goggles in ir bright home of near future – x not really new com platform

by feeling truly present ir can share seemingly unbounded spaces / useless experiences with people in ir effortlessly happy virtual life

imagine sharing not just myfake moments with ir online pseudo friends – but entire experiences / adventures good ol marky sets out for ir

trust ey – ir virtual
– mark sugarborg

these are just sum of potential uses/ by working with developers / partners across industry together ey aim to build many more

x kind of immersive/r all encompassing augmented -corporate reality as already firm part of daily life for billions of people

ir just want to make sure n stays x way

virtual reality was once merely another science fiction nightmare

even internet was also once bad dream

yet now computers / smartphones are everywhere plastic trash rapidly poisoning planet

pre built future as coming again / people have chance to deconstruct n together/ to think seriously about events like ocuface – of bringing ideology of such predictable virtual realities to attention of world / to unlock real spaces for all free of sinister corporate bs

future as social vr -as imagined by fakemark – in which palmer lucky prances around like tit on front cover of time magazine – bland leading blind leading brain dead/ fat prancing oculus tit

/ my happy luckey vr goggles

Virtual Happy Luckey Goggles

when inherently sinister hyper-corporate vr equals death

/ virtual corporate reality

Virtual Corporate Reality

brain dead electrospace hooked up prosumers – profoundly un-profoundly unaware ir deep in techno heck [1]

Reference Link

  1. V.R Void

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How To Play Big Science

RND/ In which the following summarizes “How To Play Big Science – a forthcoming conceptual novel of postmodern fragments via freelance internet theorist Robert What”

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How To Play Big Science

Skint, unemployable and terminally bored – consider a backwater island UK citizen with few Real™ prospects, forced into roleplaying “Robert What” – self styled Amateur Postmodern ‘Internet Theorist-For-Hire’ and Non (/Bad) Artist – busy procrastinating in Research and Development of absurdist, imaginary play state “Big Science

This informal alternative lifestyle sandbox, toolbox / social practice features superficial sci fi mythos – based on contentless, open fan source field study vaporware fragments – impressionistic ‘visual language’ code compiled with or via imagination

Consider such scenes / scenarios / simulations / interventions / ruptures / intellectual catalysts – synthetic setups / virtual events / nonlinear actions / occurrences – forming temporary / highly improvisational research performances / advanced scientific visualizations

Example In-Scene Use

Y: Hi – what you doing?
X: Oh, you know – “Big Science”
Y: *blinks once* OK, how do you play?
X: Good question, lets find out!

Both ambivalent engine and enquiry mode – Big Science now partially manifests in this dimension as new age social media cult / free to play eSport set in ‘Near Future Now’ of global turbo Capitalist videogame spectacle; giddy, hyperreal age of rogue precedents and kaleidoscopic, atemporal expression – emergent planetary scale meta-computation shockwave tapping the ‘very dark’ energy fabrics of spacetime Beyond

Unaffiliated fellow player Robert What has spent decades sitting alone in cold rented laboratories diving through terabytes of digital zombie pop trash as immaterial for vague ‘RND Projects’ – and now shares predictably oddball findings and mundane observations online

Hire Robert What Today

If you’ve a unique RND project which might benefit from outside amateur consultation, freelance speculative ideas brainstormer Robert What brings keen non-rational / experimental philosophical investigation / deep left field perspective to reveal and expand existing andor hidden meaning / potential artistry

Rob’s skills include an ability to undertake daring cognitive leaps across ontological voids between notions and perceptions; such extensive tests / imprecise deployed notions involve indeterminate strategies – unpredictable ongoing developments and impossible events to deconstruct / ponder radically alternative improbable outcomes – to provide insight into emergent ‘in-scene’ play

To discuss such bleeding edge ‘theory-fiction’ andor chat about cool project collaboration andor consultation, simply email Robert – expect three working days for replies; politeness and intellect always welcome and reciprocated

Terms and Conditions

For purposes of philosophical critique, artistic parody / socio-political satire, public education and historical archiving – such “Big Science” enacts under conditions of contemporary financial duress; it releases andor escapes to what Brian Eno terms the ‘Scenius’ – via No License / No Copyright / Maximum RND – Kopimi!

Om Mani Padme Hum

B.S Disclaimer:: in order to bypass regular neural [cultural / market] interference/ this advanced thought experiment transmits to you now, direct from Near Future Retro 80s “Big Scientist RND Zaibatsu” Shadow Hyper Corporation lab space via Quantum Psychic Blockchain; such RND seems provided seemingly as-is/ raw or burnt – as such often contains or actively expresses technical inaccuracies/ errors typographical / otherwise wildly out-of-date information/ nebulous / spurious notions – often necessarily pretend-tious; all text in lowercase to engage with notions of authorship / linearity; updated in-scene without notice at any time its use seems risky – in no pseudo event shall fellow researcher Robert What or affiliates be liable for special / indirect / incidental or consequential damages andor unexpected existential excitement resulting from or related to use theoretical or otherwise – of / exposure to hot research data / general absurdist social play-practice of “Big Science”

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Modern Dead Cyberpunk as a total ‘Johnny Mnemonic’

RND/ to consider modern, darkly laughable (/dead) versions of “Cyberpunk” as a ‘Johnny Mnemonic’ aka “I WANT ROOM SERVICE!” [1]

ie. a quaint yet embarrassing reminder of the fact ‘you’re a d1ckhead’ (in the UK, a ‘johnny’ is oldskool schoolday slang for a condom)

Just garbage. Get that out of here!
– J-Bone, Johnny Mnemonic 1995

Reference Links

  1. Rotten Tomatoes
  2. Cyberpunk Is Dead
  3. Johnny Mnemonic
  4. Cyberpunk Apocalypse
  5. Dead Cyberpunk Cities

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Big Scientist RND Zaibatsu welcome pack

RND/ To consider an imaginary “BSZ Research and Development Shadow Hyper Corporation” welcome / starter pack for fellow ‘Big Scientists’

Big Science As Deflated Balloon Dog

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Big Science As Deflated Balloon Dog

Given the arbitrary space of possibilities afforded by computation, is it not somewhat absurd to uncritically reproduce the conditions of physical objects rather than attempting to imagine new logics of thingness, ownership, exchange, etc. more faithful to the affordances of the medium? What does it mean to establish notions of provenance for objects that elude exclusive possession? Is this a contradiction, a natural progression, or a step along the way to unforeseen future states of affairs?
– Morgan Sutherland, Monegraph, Status Of The Art Object

Ideal / Idealized price for such a concept: £25K – contact Robert What for details

Big Science Header Logos

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Big Science Header Logos

Featuring a ‘pirate pineal alien on vegetable television’ with hashtag #htpbs (How To Play Big Science)

Black Phoenix project logos

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Black Phoenix Project Logos

Another local manifestation in BSZ RND project space of ultra elite ‘strange dark imaginary forces’.

Channel Zero: Test Card Z

Future memories of Channel Zero/ remix of TestCard F.

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Channel Zero: Test Card Z

Channel Z programs are about, andor feature many of stars and characters seen at Robert What’s research & development site.

Once sitting with my wonderful grandfather watching Channel Four Racing – the pleasant smell of his Brylcream and pipe smoke in the air.

When Test Card F used to appear I’d imagine I saw a green skull resting beneath the clown head – until one day I realized it was just its body (the clowns’, not grandfathers; he died of cancer.)

A proud, stocky man when young – once a sergeant training recruits for the Second War – cut down to skin and bones by age, the dis-ease of hard unceasing manual labor.

Time for telly with good ol’ grandad.

Of course by then it was all too late – the false skull remained a true skull which I now cannot un-see.

Dis-location Channel Zero; future memories of live disaster (/TV) zone.

Corporate Hex Cup Fun

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Corporate Hex Cup Fun

To consider the idea that hex shaped cups somehow remotely embody ‘fun’ or catalyze fun group based activities in Scene; now available down on Research & Development level D8.

Derrida In Mirrorshades

To consider the following image of Derrida part of a failed job application for full time writer at videogame journalism website Rock Paper Shotgun.

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Derrida In Mirrorshades

Aka don’t call us, we’ll call you (no really, don’t call us):

From: Robert What
To: jobs at
Date: 15 July 2014 17:25
Subject: Applying for a specific role you might not of previously considered.

Dear RPS

Hello; I’m roleplaying Robert What – UK based Freelance Amateur Postmodern Internet Philosopher.

It might seem somewhat presumptuous, but I’d like to apply for an opportunity to write occasional posts for your excellent site.

I’ve been lurking at RPS for a while and think it would be a good opportunity for both of us if you hired me as Theorist-In-Residence.

I’m applying for a particular role as my skill rests in constructing bespoke one off think pieces and left field thought experiments – rather than being just another junior reporter or churnalist churning out standard Content. Consider me a bit less Clark Kent and more Derrida In Mirrorshades playing Wipeout on a Ballardian Terminal Beach.

My imaginary Research and Development site may be found at and I may be reached Monday to Friday 9am – 8pm.

Here’s what I’ve accomplished so far:

  • Tweaked the script for Dear Esther.
  • I’ve helped ‘author’ Simon Sellars interview photographer Troy Paiva for Mr. Sellar’s site “Ballardian”.
  • Have interviewed cool indie developer / modder Long Nguyen regarding speeding up indie game development.
  • Am also busy making my own informal indie play systems development framework – “Abstract Encounters”: alternative indie research play space systems.

Update Patch: they haven’t called back just yet.

Introducing Geoff Wode

To consider open source fiction concept Geoff Wode:

I got no love no love you’d call real
Ain’t got nobody waitin’ at home
– Van Halen, Running With The Devil

Introducing Geoff Wode – open source fiction concept

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‘Resarc’ Geoff Wode

Consider Geoff Wode less a character and more a conceptual art idea space – mobile digital multimedia launch pad for exploring ideas of, eg. virtual hyper masculinity, the self image in a digital age.

Imaginary BSZ Researcher Profile

Name: Geoff ‘Danger’ Wode

Born: Southern California

Age: Eternally 33

Single words that describe Geoff: ‘tryhard’, ‘keenster’.

Physical dimensions: 6″ 5′, 245lb – huge thatched head, immensely strong, freakishly tough, extremely evenly tanned, hyper clean living.

Past: Alleged combined ex Olympic shot putter andor hitman – few seems to know and records fuzzy.

Awards: twice voted whitest man alive / most likely to die of Blandness.

Employment: runs successful Import-Export business near New Mombasa space elevator; might also currently work as head of internal security for Loftleader Industries (sworn enemies of Big Scientist RND Zaibatsu Shadow Hypercorporation.)

Intelligence: Not particularly bright, existentially speaking – but definitely cunning and tenacious; recently finished part time PHD by email in Experimental Meta Business.

Look: That of being continually bursting with joys of endless summer, effortlessly snappy ‘caz-u-el’ dresser.

Psychology: Geoff displays unpredictable borderline psychotic behaviour – punishingly high sincerity factor; is strongly anti ironic / anally retentive, a smoothly confident yet often instantly forgettable conversationalist well versed in latest cultural trends and trivia.

Sex: Despite being a chronic chicken choker, Geoff is generally deep into asexual self love.

Recent quote from latest girlfriend: “We’re off to get buuuuuuurgers / ribssssssss – righhhtt” – aka ‘I dont think I have a brain, uhhhhhhhhh but check out my fakies and hot everything else uhhhhhhhhhhh’.

Recreation: Geoff enjoys pharmaceutical grade street (dimensional gateway) drugs such as BSZ.

Personal aside: Owns mildly rabid half cyborg chihuahua named Junior Honeybee Peaches.

Geoff’s favourite author: Rudy Rucker.

His favourite walk-on-anywhere song: Up The Beach by Jane’s Addiction.

Known Associates: Andrei Ulmeyda.

Often described as: “A disturbingly upbeat and insufferable narcissist with hypnotic eyeballs.” / “Bit of tool who always looks like he’s continually just arrived from his handsome lessons.”

If fellow Researchers feel they’d like to develop this “Geoff Wode” concept in any capacity, feel free to contact Freelance Postmodern Internet Theorist Robert What today to discuss potential ideas.

Happy Micro S.T.A.R Network Industries Logos

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Happy Micro-S.T.A.R Network Industries Logos

To code some non-thing concerning how H.M.S.N is the Eldar equivalent of Megacorporate heavy industries approach of fabled Big Scientist RND Zaibatsu – combining a light, oblique, deft even sublime touch approach with techno mystical aspects – mythology with devastatingly cool postmodern font / corporate stationary usage.

Consider how H.M.S.N even features its own brand of corporate desk toys – impossibly intricate mechanisms allowing Resarcs to access hidden dimensional data arenas within their main R&D facility.

Harold Bugwriter

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Harold Bugwriter

So say hello to Harold; a form of ‘bugwriter’ popular with modern Researchers and Ddevelopers of “Big Science” – or ‘bug science’ as deadpan wits within the industry like to say among fellow polite company  / nice designer office furniture.

HTPBS / How To Play Big Science

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“How To Play Big Science”

Ah, the eternal surface question [1] – which in conceptual digital image form currently manifests locally, ie. in lab as abstract, near future retro album cover by (say) ambient doom jazz metal supergroup Cockney Voodoo Beaver – special edition, internet only release configuration bringing to mind a certain low orbiting 500TW virtual space love platform owned and run by [redacted].


Protector of ‘Resarcs’ of Big Science

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Aum Mani Padme Hum.

Ode To Spengler

Ode to fellow scientific Researcher Egon Spengler.

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Ode To Fellow Resarch “Spengler”

RIP Harold Ramis – now forever dimensionally flowering in psychedelic polyverses at the speed of light; shoutout to Egon’s cool new local bio-quantum manifestation “McKinnon.”

Remember Billy Fanward

AKA the man who bites his tongue

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Remember Billy Fanward

Remember, he still needs medicine. Currently busy manifesting via the dimensional universe of Tony Takezaki / AD Police – word.

Resarc Virginia Pete: The Shadow Cast By Light

Consider Virginia Pete and the shadow cast by his light; an ongoing existential RND collaboration with the classic fellow resarc from Maximum Amerika into what freelance internet theorist Robert What terms ‘new media prophecy’

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Virginia Pete: The Shadow Cast By Light

Profits from such art to be split with ‘The Mathematician’:

Example Art Statement via freelance amateur postmodern internet theorist Robert What, who says: “Pete stares video out, not into the void but as its very expression.

The shadow cast by light – wherein muted emotional states contrast with cool savage neural intensity of highly angular, super calculated symbolic manifestation.

Crystals hang in an ancient chemical gallery – bleached obsidian bone flake shards of silent prophecy.

Life off the radar, under the wires and over artificial barricades now separating Mind / Death / Meat – Love and Fate, strange animal volition and heavily cyborgized intent.

Cry-calls out in mega urban wilderness of old Virginia – dirty blood fire on the run in disquietingly smart new media labyrinths.”

Research And Development

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Typical ‘In-Scene’ R&D

Labs down on D8; say hi to the sentient coffee auto dispensers for me – just don’t get into long winded discussions about the social nuances of office micro politics – and watch out for those giant super blue zombies wandering around.

Introducing Fellow ‘Resarc’ Robert What

To consider “Robert What” – terminally bored, UK based Freelance Amateur Postmodern Internet Theorist, performer and Alternative New Age Sci Fi Meta Lifestylist.

Fellow Resarc “Robert What”

Robert engages in intense theoretical experiments for Big Scientist RND Zaibatsu Shadow Hypercorporation.

– Is currently skint but hopeful for change

– Extensive biography forthcoming

Fellow Resarc Tarsis V0ng

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Researc “Tarsis V0ng”

Current Master Of Archives for BSZ Hypercorporation.

BSZ’s Ultraborg Division

To consider a remix of artist Vitaly Bulgarov’s “Ultraborg” division

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B.S.Z Ultraborg Division

Like a soul without a mind
In a body without a heart
I’m missing every part
– (From) Unfinished Sympathy by Massive Attack

Example Art Statement via Resarc Robert What: Based on a parodic narrative fork off 3D model work by Vitaly Bulgarov this false colour image shows an unnamed team member from a classified forward research crew within Black Phoenix Project in process of utilizing BVE.

During such unparalleled events skin seems to peel back to reveal ir naked hyper-metalloglass skull.

Such an extreme state could arguably be called contemplative.

Ultraborg Division; super elite equalization mirror polarity cyborg unit for hire, comprised of tier one freelance ‘freedom protection operatives’ who’ve successfully undergone / survived total Fanward-Bulgarov level cyborgization.

This comprehensive multi layered program enables specifically chosen members of each Forward Research Team access to play changing new defence tools; realtime supercomputer based simulation tactics direct from beyond bleeding-edge development labs of Happy S.T.A.R Network – “Rational practicality through responsible scientific authority.”®

A common mistake made by competitors in this field is to go for a ‘cool look’ for sake of the look itself, not hit objectives about primary functions of design – its authentic postmodern ontology.

Based on raw strength, proactive smartness and physical toughness alone the Ultraborg Division can effortlessly roll with, completely outshine and overrule the toughest cyborg enhanced disreputables in hot neon megacities of the Near Future Now – although BSZ hypercorporate security operative Billy Fanward would like to have word with you about that.

When placed under modern default extremes of engagement stress each Ultraborg can initiate unleash truly awe inspiring levels of ‘reconstructive deformation’ on nearby RND antagonists.

Utilizing custom Casmir Arc frame tech build into their very structural frame, Ultraborgs are able to instantly draw various levels of bioelectric void energy (B.V.E) from their immediate spacetime reality matrix.

Each field actor is then able to channel this directly through their main *cough* Defence Tool of choice, andor share this power with any other nearby team member.

Those violent, incautious individuals unwise enough to contend with an Ultraborg and meeting a focused megablast of Bioelectric Void Energy may be subject to a multitude of sublime kinds of immediate deformation and warping that local professional sworn public witnesses often describe as “Truly resplendent.”

Such sensually electrifying displays of psychedelic biomachine based matter reorganization (so called ‘Neuropink’ style [2]) result in near instantaneous discipline and permanent physical penalties for irrational transgressors of ir [whose? -Robert What] hallowed global philosophical totality.

Urban Midnight Data Ninja

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Urban Midnight Data Ninja

From Tron to Metal Gear’s Grey Fox to post cyberpunk ‘Neuropink’ space assassins of Warframe, consider the strange symbolic Near Future figure of the ‘heavily augmented vat grown hyper corporate cyborg’ – polydimensional xeno anthropologist / courier or “Urban Midnight Data Ninja” – ancient warrior born of near infinite infoformation vectormatic matrices and ‘darker moons rising’.

First is one and only Jesse Mach – Man equals Machine equals “Street Hawk.”

Now channelling polydimensional xeno anthropologist courier from curse space / visiting alien anthropologists / data ninja from Tron: Legacy.

Visiting The Professor

To consider Suzanne Vega based play.

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“Visiting The Professor”

To imagine Suzanne Nadine Vega and RND Play Spaces based on her book Passionate Eye: Collected Writings Of Suzanne Vega.

Cold city morning before work – ir enjoying a slow coffee and cigarette in some faded diner when ey notice a person adjusting ir stockings outside the window.

When ey look back a postcard has appeared on the table requesting ir help.

To now move silently with strong emotional intent through a lonely New England shoreline house of unperturbed beauty and whimsical mystery owned by professor and ir odd psychic grandchildren Gustaff and Petra.

These names sound familiar; ey say out loud “What’s that large metallic sphere on the postcard?”

Turns out The Professor has accidentally transmogrified into a massive electric silverback mountain gorilla Karl Herzog II who becomes dangerously annoyed whenever singer songwriter Suzanne Vega or similar ‘lite’ artists are mentioned or begin playing throughout the house.

Prof can be only be temporarily pacified by disabling the music andor throwing plastic bottles of banana milk at ir large, angry head.

Example play space twist: the dead, possibly conspiratorially murdered ex wife of professor is a restless spirit who inexplicably enjoys the music and poetics of Suzanne Vega.

Cult Of The Dead Clown (NSFW)

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Boffo: Cult Of The Dead Clown

Beware cheesegrater clowns – and those who accidentally resurrect them.

Hot Research Lab

Hot Research Lab

Another typical daily scene from B.S.Z R&D lab space.

Example Reference Links

  1. Robert What: How To Play Big Science (A Novel)
  2. Robert What: Neuropink (Post Cyberpunk Concept)

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