Verbally Abusing Tory Wankers: How To Do It Properly (Satirical Instructional Video)

RND/ In which you consider a handy, helpful instructional video – how to provide accurate, timely verbal abuse to Tory Wankers (NSFW): verbally-abusing-tory-wankers-how-to-do-it-properly-satirical-instructional-video-robert-what.mp4: Size: 1280 x 720 Encoder: Lavf58.45.100 Duration: 00:01:57.59 Bitrate: 5187 kb/s, 30.1fps Audio: aac 48000 Hz, stereo 128 kb/s Sample: Cry by Godley & Creme (The History Mix Volume 1, Polydor 1985) … Read more

Dr. Johnson’s Patented Blonde Tory Snake Oil (Painting)

RND/ To consider two conceptually linked virtual ‘Lockdown Art’ paintings: Ideal / Idealized cost for concepts such as these: £4M – enough to leave backwater island UKania forever and never look back upon a stagnant culture; contact Robert What today for details — Example Reference Links New Statesmen:  Why we need to go beyond “incompetence” … Read more

Political painting – Aegri Somnia: Brexit Party 2020

RND/ To consider the mass insanity, ugliness and stupidity of Brexit Parties, circa 2020; a political painting. (That’s one karmic gift that won’t stop giving – you utterly deluded, myopic, xenophobic idiots.) 3878 x 4000 .jpg – via Getty Images Ideal / Idealized Cost for such Conceptual Work: £200k – contact Robert What for details. … Read more

Stay Calm And Suffer: UK General Election Brexit Art 2019

RND/ To consider a selection of GE2019 art. Christ, how utterly depressing it all is. Fuck every dipshit that voted Tory. — Oh, the heartwarming impossible naivety of the general voting populous – almost a nativity. — Look, just get me the fuck out of here. The whole island has gone mad. — Oh no! … Read more

Voting Under Brexit: The Brutalist Myth Of Participatory Democracy

RND/ To consider an Orwellian image expressing the unique position of voting under Brexit in the context of the (/myth of) participatory Democracy   — Example Reference Links Atlas Of Places: Long Lines Building

Boris And Carrie In The Political Garden

RND/ To consider a (completely staged) conceptual painting of two smitten toffs, at leisure in an empty Sussex field – luckily supplied with a complete set of high quality garden furniture. Somewhat oddly, the whole painting leans to the right. 5136 x 4510 .jpg, compiled in Gimp Ideal / Idealized Cost for such Conceptual Work: … Read more

Watch Dogs Legion: Campaign For Real Cockneys vs. M.U.N.T

RND/ to consider the bizarre ‘post Brexit’ cultural politics of Watch Dogs: Legion, in terms of a “Campaign For Real Cockneys” vs M.U.N.T: In which people trying to live in the UK look at Watch Dogs: Legion, shake their heads slowly and wonder from what precise, oddly hyper-nationalistic cultural anus such utterly dreadful ideas spray … Read more