Denis Villeneuve’s Depthless, Boring Dune (2021): A Critique

RND/ To consider a critique of Dune (2021, Dir. Denis Villeneuve): – Quick capsule review; “One big, laughably embarrassing deadpan ‘Meh’. Blame Canada.” – To turn the usual toxic internet language around on itself, much like a worm that eats its own sad tale: ‘these fragments of critique are not for everyone.’ – Violently unmemorable, … Read moreDenis Villeneuve’s Depthless, Boring Dune (2021): A Critique

The Ugly Corporate Emptiness Of Apex Legends: PC Screenshot Paintings

RND/ To consider PC screenshot paintings of the supreme emptiness of Apex Legends: 3916 x 2236 .jpg To consider Apex Legends one of the more aesthetically ugly (neckless, safe, generic, corporatized, sterile, wishy-washy, bland) games around. As though the developers threw every single known style at the wall and kept whatever failed to immediately slide … Read moreThe Ugly Corporate Emptiness Of Apex Legends: PC Screenshot Paintings

Zack Snyder’s Awful “Army Of The Dead”: An Existential Movie Review

RND/ To consider the silent, angry sound of humanity coming to it’s collective extra senses, far beyond the dead movie screen and its piles of rubbish: Bob’s Quick Akira-Capsule Movie Review: “Army Of The Dead is peak Zack Snyder RAFA (rotting ass fetus abortion.)  Do not step in it.” – Robert What — Chrrrist what … Read moreZack Snyder’s Awful “Army Of The Dead”: An Existential Movie Review

Review: “Chronosis” comic book by Reza Negarestani is awful

RND/ To consider theory-fiction cosmic horror comic splurge “Chronosis” by laughably poor pseudo-philosopher Reza Negarestani (with Keith Tilford and Robin Mackay) as total bollocks. My 3 year old daughter loves the drawings! – Brian on Goodreads rated it: amazing In whichi Reza Negarestani is an Iranian philosopher-hack and writer, known for ‘pioneering the genre’ of … Read moreReview: “Chronosis” comic book by Reza Negarestani is awful

Borenzo Lelenguer, Archetypal ‘Bad Artist’ Cliché

RND/ to consider a new archetypal living ‘bad artist’ cliche, hereby known as “Borenzo Lelenguer”: 3568 x 5572 .jpg compiled in Gimp Even featuring a stupid, ultra-pretentious™ hat, paint slapped on the ends of anvils and bits of wire stuck in blobs of concrete. B.F.D. And he accepts Bitcoin. Of course he does. Welcome to … Read moreBorenzo Lelenguer, Archetypal ‘Bad Artist’ Cliché

Rage 2 as the worst (most hollow) videogame of modern times

RND/ to consider poor old Rage 2, as perhaps the worst videogame of modern times – one crying out for a new theory of Hollow Videogaming to explain its particular deficiencies. A fascinating example of a global industry long gone to creative pot and perfectly content to sit on its distinctly minor laurels, imagine Rage … Read moreRage 2 as the worst (most hollow) videogame of modern times

All Hail #Welgestyle

RND/ to consider the awesomeness of #welgestyle Part of the Hypertography One Exhibit First a quick silent #welgestyle movie: / casey kasem loves your garme – gif ey tell em casey — / welgestyle new reckoning cutscene – gif wow/ accidentally interactive cutscenes — / welgestyle new reckoning stay classy/ consider new reckoning for steam … Read moreAll Hail #Welgestyle

Mandy (2018) Works Best As Artwank Wall Projection Movie

RND/ First off, unless the new definition of “Visionary Film Maker” is “Yet another modern straight-to-virtual-VHS classic slab of raw video Ham”, consider Panos Cosmatos a mere modern minor master of Retrowave Aesthetics, ie. random B-Listers in high saturation cheese fests only truly fit for a stupendously small subset of 80s Schlock aficionado hyper nerds. … Read moreMandy (2018) Works Best As Artwank Wall Projection Movie