Satirical Video Remix of Smirking Republican Whiteboy Nicholas Sandmann

I never interacted with this protestor. I did not speak to him. I did not make any hand gestures or other aggressive moves – Innocent leftwing-media slaughter lamb Nick Sandmann RND/ To consider a satirical video remix of Nicholas ‘Smirking Whiteboy’ Sandmann’s 2020 Republican National Convention Speech. Audio loop via “YG – FDT ft. Nipsey … Read more

So Your Dad’s An Asshole Too, Huh? A History Of Useless Father Figurines

RND/ To consider a forthcoming satirical eBook about useless dickhole dads: Image based on a Starbucks coffee mug with the word “Pig” righteously scrawled on it by someone who doesn’t feel the automatic need to be spineless and fawning toward heavily armed members of the local state run private urban militia. Seen behind bizarre ‘thin … Read more

Untitled Goose Horror Game (Parody)

RND/ To consider a hot new media genre – “Goose Horror”. Some imaginary screenshots from an Untitled Goose Horror Game: In the #GooseHorror genre you get to play an ordinary goose, viciously angry at humans. Why? Well, it’s because your sensitive and beautiful head can pick up their cruel inner thoughts and dark wishes. Unfortunately, … Read more

Puke Milkshake: Alt Right Ricky Gervais, Fuck Right Off

RND/ To consider poor old obsolete Ricky Gervais. With that eminently punchable mug and clueless hyena laugh. Just another sad, toxic media sphincter lamprey, always desperately seeking attention for crude acts of mass public ignorance. In which the only detectable talent such boring, un-flushable TV turds seem capable of expressing seems sociopathic self regard for … Read more

UFC 239 Poster: Jorge Masvidal, Urban Ghetto Jesus

RND/ to consider an unofficial UFC poster starring Jorge ‘Gamebred’ Masvidal as Urban Ghetto Jesus: 2056 x 3178 .jpg, 32 cols – screenshot via UFC press conference While it may indeed be highly useful to note that “Gamebred don’t play”, it’s certainly good to remember the General Style Rule, which clearly states: “Acting like a … Read more

Hypertography One Exhibit: the ideology of Minecraft

RND/ to consider the ideology of Minecraft as symbolic capitalism; the world as merely infinitely dividable [1] resource-cubes to be managed [2] Part of the Hypertography One Exhibit / on minecrafts digital feudalism to consider minecraft as user generated exploitationware in which research play as just another word for work / research as whole nowadays … Read more

D For Disingenuous: Jordan Peterson M*A*S*Hup

RND/ a Jordan ‘wash your crabby‘ Peterson M*A*S*H-up Reference Links (to be read from clean rooms with straight backs): The Intellectual We Deserve The Stupid Man’s Smart Person? Postmodernism Did Not Take Place On 12 Rules For Life Fascist Mysticism