Borenzo Lelenguer, Archetypal ‘Bad Artist’ Cliché

RND/ to consider a new archetypal living ‘bad artist’ cliche, hereby known as “Borenzo Lelenguer”: 3568 x 5572 .jpg compiled in Gimp Even featuring a stupid, ultra-pretentious™ hat, paint slapped on the ends of anvils and bits of wire stuck in blobs of concrete. B.F.D. And he accepts Bitcoin. Of course he does. Welcome to … Read more

“How To Make It In The Art World” plus “The Death Of Jeff Koons”

RND/ to consider a satirical remix combo: first, “How to make it in the art world (help me, I’m poor)” in the mode of a hallucinatory spectrum 1920×5760, 5.0MB .jpg, edited in Gimp Secondly, “The Death Of Jeff Koons” (via Mike Coppola / Getty) in bleak, red rust tones 5120×3840, 14.4MB .jpg, edited in Gimp … Read more

“The Art World is the most phony, elitist clique of circle jerking pretentious twats there is”

RND/ to consider ‘The Art World’™ – via a tweet, Martin Creed’s “Work No. 227: The lights going on and off” [1] along with a paraphrased transcript of Brian Eno’s ironic 1995 Turner Prize [2] speech: Ideal / Idealized Price For Such A Concept: £200K – contact Robert What today for details Good evening. You’ll … Read more