Phil Collins Painting: “I Took The 80s For Granted”

RND// To consider a conceptual digital painting based around an amazing LOLtube comment underneath official Genesis video “Throwing It All Away” (seventh track on their multi-platinum soft rock album Invisible Touch, 1986.) Genuinely affecting [..] – Stevie Chick, The Guardian (2014) 4018 x 4630 .jpg Ideal / Idealized price for such a concept as this: … Read more

Conceptual Painting: “How To Sell Your Art Online The French Way”

RND/ To consider how to selling your art online, ‘the French way’: 2676 x 2996 .jpg Ideal / Idealized cost for a concept such as this: $3.2M – contact Robert What today for details Apparently all you need to do is casually stroll off the set of a French flick, stop combing your ‘a-big-hit-with-the-ladies’ hair, … Read more

Videogame Virtual Photography Oil Paintings

RND/ To consider ‘oil painting’ versions of virtual photographs. Samples: Download 4K Steam Community Virtual Oils (172 .jpg, 349.2MB .zip) Samples of my own ‘noclip’ virtual photography oils (resized from original 4k): Download noclip virtual oils (1200 .jpg, 834.5MB) // how to play big science

‘Dante VR’ Online: A New Metaverse Reckoning (Conceptual Painting)

RND/ To consider a Post-Cyberpunk conceptual painting of a post-Facebook ‘Metaverse’ reckoning: Ideal / Idealized price for such a concept: $10.9M – contact Robert What today for details 7988 x 4628 .jpg In which a giant Watchmen style squid suddenly arrives from inner ideological-biopsychic space, invading Sugarborg’s virtual (Ludocapitalist) frame, freaking everyone out, creating what … Read more

Painting: Chung Moi Pow – Except For Bots The Net Is Empty

RND/ In which you consider that, except for bots, the nets appear entirely empty and devoid of human life. That it’s ‘bots all the way down”, that the whole web is one big automatic A.I. powered advertisement for itself, continually selling the idea of itself to itself: 3840 x 2160 .jpg – via an edited … Read more

Lindsay Lohan Fursona NFT: Cosmic Vomit Painting

RND/ In which you consider the cosmic vomit that is the (astoundingly talent free) Lindsay Lohan ‘Fursona’ NFT, expressed as a painting: 2384 x 3840 .jpg Cost For Such A Concept As This: $2.95M – contact Robert What today This needs repeating. Fuck NFT’s and everyone connected with so-called ‘Crypto-Art’ right into environmental hell. Pull … Read more