Surprised Mechanic: Valve X-Ray Loot Boxes

RND/ To imagine a mechanic, surprised at the whole new (/unsurprising) level of general undead scummyness of Valve Hyper-Corporation and their new ‘French style’ X-Ray Loot Box bullshit, designed specifically to per-emptively bypass videogame gambing regulation.

Ninety percent of games lose money; 10 percent make a lot of money. And there’s a consistency around the competitive advantages you cr[e]ate, so if you can actually learn how to do the art, the design, and the programming, you would be consistently very profitable.
– Gabe Newell

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Surprised Mechanic: Valve X-Ray Loot Boxes

– Fuck Valve.

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