Self Imprisonment Gaming Cell (Featuring Samsung CRG9 Gaming Monitor)

RND/ to consider a willing self-imprisonment gaming cell featuring an ultra-wide Gaming Monitor

Reality getting too much for you? Modern life too much to handle? Then bury your head in the digital sand and place yourself in permanent lockdown with the ultimate interior gaming experience

Samsung offers minimalist Space Monitor for modern workspaces, new super ultra-wide 49-inch CRG9 monitor for the ultimate gaming experience and slim design 4K UHD curved monitor for content creators
– Samsung

Note how the rough walls (exactly like prison walls) and overall sparse, depressing (sorry, ‘minimal’)  look were in the bizarre original advertisement:

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“Self Imprisonment Gaming Cell”

This thoroughly modern setup complete with video of Nvidia CEO Jen-Hsun “Jensen” Huang

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