RND/ a quantum break goty parody – for historical archiving purposes
Part of the Hypertography One Exhibit
to consider quantum break – unamazingly cheesy corporate sy fi shoehorned into arbitrary jumped up slowmo mechanic – representing so large -yet so typical example of industrys/tm near total creative black hole bankruptcy n creates terrifying bio gravitational ripples of mind searing incredulity in local video space spacetime
consider mere idea x cynically pinched off paint by committee product might somehow represent research space of year in any true sense -outside industrys own endlessly elf congratulatory back slapping / solid award giving as violently laughable
yes from remedy entertainment -industry acclaimed creators of alan quote unreadable wake comes quote revolutionary entertainment experience apparently blurring line between television / garmeplay allegedly integrating two into one seamless uniquely immersible experience while weaving cinematic/tm action of intense pinky broshooter play with bland tension / drama of heavily scripted straight to television creating world where each expresses direct wet dull impact on other
in quantum break ir desperate hero -highly talent challenged brown haired dude shawn quote iceman ashmore fights highly personal / improbably battle to save future -of video play
before time literally runs out dot dot – literally
as time breaks down impossible split second moments of jerry bruckheimeresque destruction turn into quote epic stages of time powered action
listless hot actions ir take / choices ir make shape ir artificial experience as ham fisted narrative predictably unfolds towards sum stunningly forgettable climax
as ir play in ir underpants / suck down mountain dew personalized quote directors cut of show creates just for ir based on meagre decisions ir make during research space
x hyper mundane play -unfortunately leads new generation of quality interactive entertainment as show / play deliver – pukes slightly in mouth – quote holistic entertainment experience made possible only on xbone one
yes quantum break indeed features goty smeared all over n – see parody image
new rnd phrase – gimme quantum break – stop trying to uselessly befuddle / impress ey with ir lame arts pseudo science
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