Paul Mitchell Lemon and Sage Thickening Shampoo (1Litre) based delusion

RND/ To consider the deep green luxury delusion of / experienced via Paul Mitchell Lemon and Sage Thickening Shampoo (1 Litre):

In which Freelance Amateur Postmodern Internet Theorist “Robert What” once bathed in dim romantic wonderment at the deep synthetically organic bourgeois luxury remotely / symbolically implied by this bottle’s deep green color (amazingly dark at bottom, wonderfully lighter at the top) – entertaining the notion that Paul Mitchell as a brand somehow represents cool, slick 80s biopsychic lifestyle potential.

Indeed, after using said product on his thick skull, Robert imagined stepping out of a white ceramic bathtub, wrapping up in a soft bathing robe, eventually stepping casually out of the house – out, out of his old hyper boring everyday existence to ever deeper and infinitely more luxurious Lemon And Sage scented lifestyle adventures.

Paul Mitchell Lemon and Sage Thickening Shampoo (1Litre)

Example Artist Statement via Theorist Robert What

In which I personally endorse staring at the deep green colors of Paul Mitchell Lemon and Sage Thickening Shampoo (1Litre) as a lemon & sage scented bath time method of romantically imagining oneself as experiencing true luxurious ‘near future retro 80s’ biopsychic lifestyle potential

“FFS Rob stay clean, nice smelling sure – but also stay woke.” -Repressed Inner Voice

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