RND/ to consider deep green luxury delusion of / experienced via Paul Mitchell Lemon and Sage Thickening Shampoo (1 Litre)

In which Amateur Postmodern Internet Theorist Robert What once bathed in dim romantic wonderment at deep synthetically organic bourgeois luxury remotely / symbolically implied by bottles deep green color (amazingly dark at bottom / wonderfully lighter at top) – entertaining notion that Paul Mitchell as brand somehow represents cool / slick 80s lifestyle potential

Indeed/ after using said product on his thick skull/ Robert imagined stepping out of white ceramic bathtub/ wrapping up in soft bathing robe/ eventually stepping casually out of house – out of old hyper boring everyday existence to ever deeper / infinitely more luxurious lemon and sage scented lifestyle adventures

Paul Mitchell Lemon and Sage Thickening Shampoo (1Litre)

Example statement via theorist Robert What/ In which ey personally endorse staring at deep green color of Paul Mitchell Lemon and Sage Thickening Shampoo (1Litre) as lemon / sage sented bathtime method of romantically imagining oneself as experiencing true luxurious ‘near future retro 80s’ lifestyle potential

FFS Rob stay clean / nice smelling sure – but also stay woke

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