Paul Mitchell Lemon and Sage Thickening Shampoo (1Litre) based delusion

RND/ To consider the deep green luxury delusion of / experienced via Paul Mitchell Lemon and Sage Thickening Shampoo (1 Litre):

In which Freelance Amateur Postmodern Internet Theorist “Robert What” once bathed in dim romantic wonderment at the deep synthetically organic bourgeois luxury remotely / symbolically implied by this bottle’s deep green color (amazingly dark at bottom, wonderfully lighter at the top) – entertaining the notion that Paul Mitchell as a brand somehow represents cool, slick 80s biopsychic lifestyle potential.

Indeed, after using said product on his thick skull, Robert imagined stepping out of a white ceramic bathtub, wrapping up in a soft bathing robe, eventually stepping casually out of the house – out, out of his old hyper boring everyday existence to ever deeper and infinitely more luxurious Lemon And Sage scented lifestyle adventures.

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Paul Mitchell Lemon and Sage Thickening Shampoo (1Litre)

Example Artist Statement via Theorist Robert What

In which I personally endorse staring at the deep green colors of Paul Mitchell Lemon and Sage Thickening Shampoo (1Litre) as a lemon & sage scented bath time method of romantically imagining oneself as experiencing true luxurious ‘near future retro 80s’ biopsychic lifestyle potential

“FFS Rob stay clean, nice smelling sure – but also stay woke.” -Repressed Inner Voice

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