“Maya Freshness” Painting

RND/ In which you consider the sad, conflicted feelings present in a ‘maya fresh’ Summer beach scene: 4406 x 2246 .jpg A strange non-place of unadorned lust, painful longing, and contemplative Buddhistic philosophizing. All while Lie To Me by Chris Isaak plays in your empty head. “She’s looks so happy and confident. My g0d.. what … Read more

Expensive Zombie Formalism Art Church Blueprint (Painting)

RND/ A painting of ‘expensive zombie formalism’, expressed as a blueprint of the modern Art Church: 2897 x 3840 .jpg Cost For A Concept Such As This: $1.5M – Contact Robert What for details Here’s the art church and this is the steeple Open the door and see all the people Here’s the collector going … Read more

Lindsay Lohan Fursona NFT: Cosmic Vomit Painting

RND/ In which you consider the cosmic vomit that is the (astoundingly talent free) Lindsay Lohan ‘Fursona’ NFT, expressed as a painting: 2384 x 3840 .jpg Cost For Such A Concept As This: $2.95M – contact Robert What today This needs repeating. Fuck NFT’s and everyone connected with so-called ‘Crypto-Art’ right into environmental hell. Pull … Read more

80s Action Movie Poster: “American Rampage Mind Trap”

RND/ To consider a faded VHS Betamax action movie poster for an imaginary (straight-to-unrewound Betamax) flick entitled “American Rampage Mind Trap: 3652 x 2699 .jpg Four Movie Landscapes: Conceptual Art Painting Zero Views Youtube Videos Movie Denis Villeneuve’s Depthless, Boring Dune (2021): A Critique Zack Snyder’s Awful “Army Of The Dead”: An Existential Movie Review … Read more

Denis Villeneuve’s Depthless, Boring Dune (2021): A Critique

RND/ To consider a critique of Dune (2021, Dir. Denis Villeneuve): – Quick capsule review; “One big, laughably embarrassing deadpan ‘Meh’. Blame Canada.” – To turn the usual toxic internet language around on itself, much like a worm that eats its own sad tale: ‘these fragments of critique are not for everyone.’ – Violently unmemorable, … Read more