RND/ miscellaneous conceptual image study gallery

fiver from good samaritan

satirical remix of soul suckingly self righteous article in daily torygraph [1] via robert what

A Fiver From A Good Samaritan

profits from x rat to share with charity for working mothers

consider some stranger on train who condescendingly praised mother with fiver for quote good manners revealed as middle class twat

enquiry in england is not whether woman has talents / genius or is kind mother – not that x might even be right question to begin with – but whether shes truly passive/ polite/ virtuous ass obedient to noble mens opinions in rat / science/ who bows gratefully before ir overwhelming fiscal potency/ unthinking pseudo generosity

if ir good little woman of stove / bedroom – if not she must be starved /via passive aggressive male acts of suffocating plastic kindness
– paraphrasing william blake poet painter / visionary

stranger on train who praised mother in backhanded complement style letter for quote good manners is revealed as rich samaritan ken slanders

father of one says ey handed sam welk message praising ir noble mothering skills on first great western service as shes quote great role model for ir dole queue waiting generation

ken slanders has revealed himself as quote mystery stranger who passed note to samantha welk

snooty bourgeoise train passenger – probably from first class compartment – who handed young mother anonymous condescending note praising ir as credit to ir generation of working class single mothers has said ey did n because what goes around comes around

what ey obviously means by x – even rich pinky skinned / ultra privileged feel humble enough to lower elves occasionally to pat lower classes on head as ir imagine ir sometimes deserve

ken slanders handed 23 year old sam welk vile message on scrap of paper ey peeled off bottom of ir bespoke shoe because ey was quote impressed by ir mothering skills as she sat cuddling ir three year old son ryan at crappy end of first great western disservice

50 year old father of one signed message from creepy man at table with glasses hat / stupid looking scarf with ir luxury montblanc fountain pen / handed n to ir like polite insult as she got off train from birmingham to plymouth at bristol parkway last thursday in rain

semi unconsciously offended by implication that she was both being quietly labeled quote working class/tm quote – also that she was being praised by some condescending toffe nosed upper middle class fart for merely doing what every mother does daily without unnecessary social commentary or privileged cultural rewards sprinkled from above

miss welk launched internet search in bid to track down mr slanders overstuffed / probably well overpaid nhs project middle manager from snobsworth in wiltshire

now hes come forward / disclosed ir smug unpleasant surprise at level of response to ir heart warming note – ie heart warming to those who have money to throw around like wealthy men who care not how ir give as tennyson said

ey revealed ey wrote said note because ey thought miss welk was great role model for new britain – that ryan reminded ir of ir daughter romanissa now 20 / how current ceo of fantastic new internet startup selling financial advice to poor / downtrodden via intrusive / innovative mobile phone ad pop overs

what goes around comes around ey told daily heil online

when ey daughter was 18 she went out on ir first night out in bristol for hotrods / drugs

n was new years eve / ey advised ir not to but she went

after she left she phoned ey / said shed got off at wrong station bristol parkway instead of temple meads / gabba club she was going to was by temple meads

ey was fretting because ey would already had bottle of gin / two viagra that night / ey couldnt come get ir because ey was busy watching intellectual hunk jeremy charles robert clarkson

luckily kind poor couple came to ir rescue / gave ir lift into town

she later lost ir ticket at home / rich anglo saxon man on horse carrying banner with english flag on n bought ir one out of ir own pocket

later she was on train platform / she was freezing when x same hero came to ir / gave ir jacket

ey said quote happy new year to ir / ir kin / let ir keep n

ey always remembered that / ey guess x paid off in end because here ey am showing world what generous person ey feel – as naturally befits ey class / fated position in honest d0g fearing english/tm society

including £5 note for miss welk apparently quote to buy herself pint because thats what ey imagines proles doing of evening – mr slanders wrote in ir message have drink on ey baby – ir credit to ir nubile generation

polite / humble knowing ir place in true order of things teaching ir little boy good manners that will see in right in correctly / strictly stratified society – where bs articles like those scrawled by daily bile are commonplace – just not quite as common as ir – ah ha ha/ little joke there

ey understand ir cheeky cockneys are famous for ir sense of humour

p.s ey have daughter ir age someone rich / handsome did same for ir once

hope when she has children shes good – that is as quiet / obedient / fiscally gracious mother as ir appear to be – at least for ir class

miss welk originates from peckham but who now lives in run down flat in plymouth – owned by greedy parasitical rentier capitalist who lives 2.5mill mansion on right side of tracks – said she was shocked when she first read what was written

when ey handed n to ey – as though wiping crap off ir manicured hand – ey said n had fallen out of ey bag so ey just said thank ir / took n from ir she said

but when ey looked at n / saw what was written ey was shocked

ey feel overwhelmed by elitist ideology of n all implication being that ir automatically supposed to be thankful humble / grateful for getting n

what bugs ey is fact ey actually threw money in with note

ey couldnt quite believe n

of course ey have put money in savings account for ryan now – ey thought that was best place for n

but x blind cheek of x nosey old fart stranger that astounds – to pat someone on head like father figurines of old / say ir quote doing good job – yeah probably in relation to rest of dirt poor single mothers ey / ir snivelling sanctimonious gang of daily hate mail readers detest so much

thats wider hypocritically unaddressed context really quote at work

moneys short for people nowadays – obviously because rich own n all – so consider for someone from elite income bracket to back hand ey fiver truly amazing – utterly understandable given type of incredibly unequal society ir /try to live in

of course ey want to put n to quote good use because fiver to person of ey low income / obviously of low class according to people like mr slanders – feels rarer than fat cat businessmen passing through threadbare eyes of tin needles

in any other circumstances – like those of social revolution on x dark / unhappy aisle say – ey would rip money in half / tell ir to shove n up ir pious rich perfumed samaritan backside

smug self serving arse baskets like that owe ey generation lot more than bloody fiver let ey tell ir

patronizing patrons indeed

queue moneys too tight to mention by simply /in red

catalog world

Catalog World

welcome to catalogue world – where quality digital watches/ pewter tankards/ grainy images of fit 70s modelling talent blend into visual corny-ucopia of hyper consumerist utopia

cronenberg 1664 beer

“Cronenberg 1664” Beer

sit back / relax with smooth clean hits of cronenberg 1664 – only beer featuring tiny chewy psychedelic mugwump providing much unusual flavor of western rotting underbelly

donalds anthropogenic china misconception

z apocalyptic ignorance of donald trump / ir supporters astounds/ each day n constantly threatens to make even george w bush look like noam flocking chomsky
– example art statement by theorist robert what

digital conceptual painting based on yet another cosmically default stupid social media outburst by everyones favorite orange dotard

Donald’s Anthropogenic China Misconception

background graph courtesy of fred

dr doom abst0

consider ass bit set to zero – abst0 – by default

Dr. Doom: ABST0

abst0 – ideally useful measurement or social consideration

while abst0 commonly / simply implies avoiding being ass x actually closer in mercurial meaning to variable as yet undefined human metric – default friendly dynamic / relationship state – one of

  • sharing: spirit of free /gratis / libre non quantum participation
  • helpfulness: accessibility accommodation consideration symbiosis
  • nondoing: harmony non contention
  • entropy: all non things considered unequal impossibility of any reliable measurement of uncertainty in random variable /eg abst0

in which non quantum participation means holistic human channeling of fluid processes un splittable into ass bits/ co creation beyond concepts of quote worth or quote value

while abst0 only ever ideal or virtual state / unable to clearly set measure gain or reliably use – might nonetheless seem undecidedly non practical heuristic

to set ass bit to zero implies not doing anything to flip bit to one/ yet any attempt to actively set bit to 0 flips n automatically

public abst0 declaration is as follows: sorry if ir seemed ass just then – despite or even due to best intentions/ merely to signal already complex state of ir human affairs

figure most associated with abst0 – doctor doom – whose classic failed attempted to set or reset ass bit now legendary

though richards tried to warn ir about flaw in machine seeing ir calculations were few decimals off victor continued on with disastrous results

economic recovery shopping on never never bridge

Economic Recovery: Shopping on the Never-Never Bridge

dont worry just keep blindly strolling along/ merrily shopping/ x works out just fine

escape from trumpverse

Escape From Trumpverse

nothing in all world more dangerous than sincere ignorance/ conscientious stupidity
– martin luther king jr

rnd/ question can big scientists escape in time from trumpverse – psychotically unstable dystopian dimension/ so actively hostile to all forms of sentient intelligence n to implode

– note on death by distinct non irony/ humanity elf voted in said melted waxwork with trash can fire behind eyes instead of soul [2]

german light box

virtual rat experience

German Light Box

theorist robert what/ overcast shopping day heidelberg blue

muted belief system golden nerve wires exposed

seeking simulation in urban blandscape finding only simulation layer

storefront outrage in arcadia/ plastic reality of everyday existence

plexiglass emotion/ dummies on parade

languid / imprecise with everything to loose

global shareholder meeting

Global Shareholder Meeting

consider digital conceptual painting of officially recognized bloody global annual shareholder meeting

megans new apartment 7am

Megan’s New Apartment 7am

quiet / cool / empty – admittedly a little like ir attractive young head

mirror gorilla xavier hubert brierre

paraphrase/ ir have no need of other worlds
ir need mirrors
ir dont know what to do with other worlds
single world – ir own – suffices/ but ir cant accept n for what n seems
– stanislaw lem/ solaris

Mirror-Gorilla: Xavier Hubert Brierre

example ratist statement via robert what/ in which idiot photographer xavier hubert brierre ir human cohorts / ir minds of silvered metal invade endangered jungles of gabon to set up ugly hyperreal mirror /of elves – which/ despite allegedly being some kind of cognitive test for poor animals which encounter n is in fact simple litmus test for extreme hubris / only ever reflects innate human idiocy

despite what space apes automatically assume ir do not get to witness /startled afraid / confused internal reactions of animals but rather only ever get to blindly watch ir own dim reactions to such cruel quote reaction videos

at some point in video some bird crashes against mirror no doubt injuring elf

mirror seems outward projection of certain ideas ideals assumptions regarding who sees what / from what alleged perspective

everythings endlessly hilarious / viral in dead deserted media desert west/ violently exhibitionist colonialists need ever more distant vulnerable lands / locations to spread ir reflectively innocent hilarity to – life as just another thing to laugh stupidly at

self / other reflected limitation superficial surfaces / split aspects of self at infantile mirror stage/ imagine silverback in picture tore mirror out of ground / smashed n over ideologically fractured skulls of humans who stick ey there /ie elves – human stain in vain feigned acts of vague ethological interest

paraphrase/ mirrored sunglasses [..] symbol of [..] policeman/ similar outlaws
– preface to mirrorshades book by bruce sterling

pointless jobs

Pointless Jobs

file under/ common public secrets

resident evil retribution in five images

Resident Evil Retribution In Five Images

bills quick visual capsule summary/ so no need to watch x pos

arguably incredible new emergent form of entirely character / plot free hyper stylized cheese – consider uwe boll simulator resident evil/ retribution /2012 in five images / states

– action
– confidence
– incredulity
– deadpan
– trauma

scenes from modern computing

Scenes From Modern Computing

no more or less

strobe renata

based on old quantel paintbox manual / video synthesizers

Strobe Renata

example artistic statement via robert what/ commencing strobe map 2 – search for traces of renata continues in main floating database

locking down all outside feeds – all resarcs standby for trap gate tf16.v micro core initiation

ey on outside of outside

to consider signal as interruption – glitch as central missing statement of design

global tilt pans diffusing issue rapidly reconfiguring notions of scale / aesthetic intent

renata – electrosoul darker than vantablack stands cool / alone in ir bioquantum flux trap of dislocated memory / fractal prime time desire

price of knowledge

The Price Of Knowledge

rnd/ in which fellow researchers of big science consider monopoly of academic publishers

imagine digital conceptual paintings arising

stack benjamin h bratton cover by robert what

to consider alternative cover design for stack by benjamin h bratton

The Stack Benjamin H Brattan

rob tweeted said covers to benjamin who said really ey dug em

thinking about n

Thinking About It

wait for n – any time/ now (while developing that root)

uk google news ey feel safer already

UK Google News: “I feel safer already”

flock news/ what about whats happening

vitalize elf now

Vitalize Yourself Now

pay synthetic attention citizen exclaimation

zombi night at scarfs

Zombi Night At Scarfs

x was zombi night at scarfs house/ feet up on cheap rented furniture/ cheesy snax dust on belly/ some non thing moving behind thick curtains/ suddenly feeling heavy retro computing heeby jeeby vibe from playing oldskool software

Reference Link

  1. Tory Monsters
  2. Smirking Whiteboy Nick Sandmann

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