RND/ To consider absurdist, post-Cyberpunk (‘Neuropink’) Theory-Fiction fragments concerning “How To Play Big Science” – an ‘imaginary game one pretends to play’.
Approx 641K words, 10 years of painfully overwriting. Epub version: how-to-play-big-science-a-novel-by-robert-what.zip
Skint, unemployable and terminally bored – consider a backwater island UK citizen with few Real™ prospects, forced into roleplaying “Robert What” – self styled Freelance Postmodern Internet Theorist and Non (/Bad) Artist – busy procrastinating in the Research and Development of imaginary play state “Big Science.”
This informal alternative lifestyle sandbox, toolbox / social practice features superficial sci fi mythos – based on contentless, open fan source field study vaporware fragments – impressionistic ‘visual language’ code compiled with or via imagination.
Consider such scenes / scenarios / simulations / interventions / ruptures / intellectual catalysts – synthetic setups, virtual events, nonlinear actions amd occurrences – forming temporary, highly improvisational research performances and advanced scientific visualizations.
Example In-Scene Use
Y: Hi – what are you doing?
X: Oh, you know – “Big Science.”
Y: *blinks once* OK. How do you play?
X: Good question! Let’s find out.
Both ambivalent engine and enquiry mode – “Big Science” now partially manifests in this dimension as new age social media cult / free to play eSport set in ‘Near Future Now’ of global Ludocapitalist videogame spectacle; a giddy, hyperreal age of rogue precedents and kaleidoscopic, atemporal expression – emergent planetary scale meta-computation shockwave tapping the ‘very dark’ energy fabrics of space-time Beyond.
Unaffiliated fellow player Robert What has spent decades sitting alone in cold rented laboratories diving through terabytes of digital zombie pop trash as immaterial for vague ‘RND Projects’ – and now shares predictably oddball findings and mundane observations online.
Hire Robert What Today
If you’ve a unique RND Project which might benefit from outside amateur consultation, freelance speculative ideas brainstormer Robert What brings keen non-rational / experimental philosophical investigation and a deep left field perspective to reveal and expand existing / hidden meaning and potential artistry.
Rob’s skills include an ability to undertake daring cognitive leaps across ontological voids between notions and perceptions; such extensive tests and imprecise deployed notions involve indeterminate strategies – unpredictable ongoing developments and impossible events to deconstruct and ponder radically alternative improbable outcomes – to provide insight into emergent ‘in-scene’ play.
To discuss such bleeding edge ‘theory-fiction’, chat about cool project collaboration andor consultation, simply email bob at robert what dot com today – expect three working days for replies; politeness and intellect always welcome and reciprocated.
Terms and Conditions
For purposes of philosophical critique, artistic parody and socio-political satire, public education and historical archiving – such “Big Science” enacts under conditions of contemporary financial duress; it releases andor escapes to what Brian Eno terms the ‘Scenius’ – via No License / No Copyright / Maximum RND. Kopimi!
B.S Disclaimer:: In order to bypass regular neural [cultural / market] interference/ this advanced thought experiment transmits to you now, direct from Near Future Retro 80s “Big Scientist RND Zaibatsu” Shadow Hyper Corporation lab space via Quantum Psychic Blockchain; such RND seems provided seemingly as-is / raw or burnt – as such often contains or actively expresses technical inaccuracies/ errors typographical / otherwise wildly out-of-date information/ nebulous / spurious notions – often necessarily pretend-tious; all text in lowercase to engage with notions of authorship / linearity; updated in-scene without notice at any time its use seems risky – in no pseudo event shall fellow researcher Robert What or affiliates be liable for special / indirect / incidental or consequential damages andor unexpected existential excitement resulting from or related to use theoretical or otherwise – of / exposure to hot research data / general absurdist social play-practice of “Big Science.”