RND/ To imagine a roundup of the latest in conceptual new media.
The Face Of Modern (Media) England: What absolutely everyone looks like here, now – young or old:
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Apple Notch X: First World Notch Problems
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“Google Transcript Of Insane LOLtube Monologue By Some Right Staggered Munt”: nuff said
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Ghost In The Shell: Culturally Whitewashed Discussions
Teh ‘cultural discussion’ cringe must have been at least 9000:
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Final Fantasy V: Reverse Engineering Language Disassembly
Cultural memory pattens.
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Dark And Light MMO Hypertography 06
Enlarged flying eagle style remix of screenshot from recent book / exhibition
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Death On The Menu book cover
In which said cover appears the ultimate in good-bad book (/cover) concepts:
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How To Be A Rich And Famous Artist Under Capitalism
Simple – just rock a beret (of the right color, natch.)
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Robert What: Luton At The Bottom Of My Unffordable Garden
When Luton appears at the bottom of your ideal garden, because the rundown rented shoeboxes there are actually all you can afford.
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Nintendo Switch Generation Foxconn
AKA “Forget the slaves, what about the games, bro?” Toxic G3mrz R-US.
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FPS Brain Damage
Internet comment on self selecting crowds.
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Connor McGregor UFC Questionnaire
He once made for ‘good TV’, apparently.
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Hyperreality Fighter
‘On final approach to The Video Real’.
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Painting On Holiday
Multiple dimensional frames.
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Object Oriented Philosophy by Peter Wolfendale
When covers match contents.
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UFC 209: Boring (Woodly Vs Wonderboy)
EG. “What a snorefest.. at least the fixed one with Till ended with a bit of action”
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Dire Straits Alchemy Live Album Covers
Color and overlaid-text study.
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Alien Covenant: About That Hat (and Franco)
Fuck that stupid hat, fuck James Franco – and dire undead-scifi movies generally.
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Russell Hoban Medusa Frequency
Cover enlargement study.
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Super Jumbo Hockney Simulation
Vertical strips / virtual scenes from Hockey universe.
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Dead Sci Fi Writers
RIP Neil Armstrong.
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Higgy Baby Tai Chi
Either ‘Fist/Fan Through Back’ or ‘Fair Lady Weaves at Shuttles’.
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Robert Longo Shark Fighter Logo
In which winged eagle helmet sharks eat Earth against new, clear background.
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New Media Shark
To consider such images somehow uniquely remotely ‘zeitgeisty’.
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Cockney Voodoo Beaver Album Cover “Synchronia V”
Another underground banger from the classic urban death-ambient supergroup – Orloff Records, 2018.
Side A:
- Check Yer Pockets Fer Screaming Skulls (35m)
Side B:
- An accurate document of effects radiating from the network (55m)
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How Do I Get A Foot In The Door Of The Modern Global Art Scam
Hey, good question!
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Ideal / Idealized Cost for such Conceptual Work: £750K – contact Robert What today for details.
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