RND/ To imagine a roundup of the latest in conceptual new media.

The Face Of Modern (Media) England: What absolutely everyone looks like here, now – young or old:

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Apple Notch X: First World Notch Problems

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Ghost In The Shell: Culturally Whitewashed Discussions

Teh ‘cultural discussion’ cringe must have been at least 9000:

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Final Fantasy V: Reverse Engineering Language Disassembly

Cultural memory pattens.

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Dark And Light MMO Hypertography 06

Enlarged flying eagle style remix of screenshot from recent book / exhibition

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Death On The Menu book cover

In which said cover appears the ultimate in good-bad book (/cover) concepts:

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How To Be A Rich And Famous Artist Under Capitalism

Simple – just rock a beret (of the right color, natch.)

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Robert What: Luton At The Bottom Of My Unffordable Garden

When Luton appears at the bottom of your ideal garden, because the rundown rented shoeboxes there are actually all you can afford.

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Nintendo Switch Generation Foxconn

AKA “Forget the slaves, what about the games, bro?” Toxic G3mrz R-US.

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FPS Brain Damage

Internet comment on self selecting crowds.

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Connor McGregor UFC Questionnaire

He once made for ‘good TV’, apparently.

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Hyperreality Fighter

‘On final approach to The Video Real’.

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Painting On Holiday

Multiple dimensional frames.

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Object Oriented Philosophy by Peter Wolfendale

When covers match contents.

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UFC 209: Boring (Woodly Vs Wonderboy)

EG. “What a snorefest.. at least the fixed one with Till ended with a bit of action”

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Dire Straits Alchemy Live Album Covers

Color and overlaid-text study.

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Alien Covenant: About That Hat (and Franco)

Fuck that stupid hat, fuck James Franco – and dire undead-scifi movies generally.

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Russell Hoban Medusa Frequency

Cover enlargement study.

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Super Jumbo Hockney Simulation

Vertical strips / virtual scenes from Hockey universe.

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Dead Sci Fi Writers

RIP Neil Armstrong.

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Higgy Baby Tai Chi

Either ‘Fist/Fan Through Back’ or ‘Fair Lady Weaves at Shuttles’.

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Robert Longo Shark Fighter Logo

In which winged eagle helmet sharks eat Earth against new, clear background.

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New Media Shark

To consider such images somehow uniquely remotely ‘zeitgeisty’.

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Cockney Voodoo Beaver Album Cover “Synchronia V”

Another underground banger from the classic urban death-ambient supergroup – Orloff Records, 2018.

Side A:

• Check Yer Pockets Fer Screaming Skulls (35m)

Side B:

• An accurate document of effects radiating from the network (55m)

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How Do I Get A Foot In The Door Of The Modern Global Art Scam

Hey, good question!

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Ideal / Idealized Cost for such Conceptual Work: £750K – contact Robert What today for details.

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