Conceptual New Media Art Roundup / Exhibit

RND/ To imagine a roundup of the latest in conceptual new media.

The Face Of Modern (Media) England: What absolutely everyone looks like here, now – young or old:

The Face Of Modern (Media) England

Apple Notch X: First World Notch Problems

Apple Notch X

“Google Transcript Of Insane LOLtube Monologue By Some Right Staggered Munt”: nuff said

“Google Transcript Of Insane LOLtube Monologue By Some Right Staggered Munt”

Ghost In The Shell: Culturally Whitewashed Discussions

Teh ‘cultural discussion’ cringe must have been at least 9000:

Ghost In The Shell: Culturally Whitewashed Discussions

Final Fantasy V: Reverse Engineering Language Disassembly

Cultural memory pattens.

Final Fantasy V: Reverse Engineering Language Disassembly

Dark And Light MMO Hypertography 06

Enlarged flying eagle style remix of screenshot from recent book / exhibition

Dark And Light MMO Hypertography 06

Death On The Menu book cover

In which said cover appears the ultimate in good-bad book (/cover) concepts:

Death On The Menu book cover

How To Be A Rich And Famous Artist Under Capitalism

Simple – just rock a beret (of the right color, natch.)

How To Be A Rich And Famous Artist Under Capitalism

Robert What: Luton At The Bottom Of My Unffordable Garden

When Luton appears at the bottom of your ideal garden, because the rundown rented shoeboxes there are actually all you can afford.

Robert What: Luton At The Bottom Of My Unaffordable Garden

Nintendo Switch Generation Foxconn

AKA “Forget the slaves, what about the games, bro?” Toxic G3mrz R-US.

Nintendo Switch Generation Foxconn

FPS Brain Damage

Internet comment on self selecting crowds.

FPS Brain Damage

Connor McGregor UFC Questionnaire

He once made for ‘good TV’, apparently.

Good TV: Connor McGregor UFC Questionnaire

Hyperreality Fighter

‘On final approach to The Video Real’.

Hypperreality Fighter

Painting On Holiday

Multiple dimensional frames.

Painting On Holiday

Object Oriented Philosophy by Peter Wolfendale

When covers match contents.

Object Oriented Philosophy by Peter Wolfendale

UFC 209: Boring (Woodly Vs Wonderboy)

EG. “What a snorefest.. at least the fixed one with Till ended with a bit of action”

UFC 209: Boring (Woodly Vs Wonderboy)

Dire Straits Alchemy Live Album Covers

Color and overlaid-text study.

Dire Straits Alchemy Live Album Covers

Alien Covenant: About That Hat (and Franco)

Fuck that stupid hat, fuck James Franco – and dire undead-scifi movies generally.

Alien Covenant: About That Hat (and Franco)

Russell Hoban Medusa Frequency

Cover enlargement study.

Russell Hoban Medusa Frequency

Super Jumbo Hockney Simulation

Vertical strips / virtual scenes from Hockey universe.

Super Jumbo Hockney Simulation

Dead Sci Fi Writers

RIP Neil Armstrong.

Dead Sci Fi Writers

Higgy Baby Tai Chi

Either ‘Fist/Fan Through Back’ or ‘Fair Lady Weaves at Shuttles’.

Higgy Baby Tai Chi

Robert Longo Shark Fighter Logo

In which winged eagle helmet sharks eat Earth against new, clear background.

Robert Longo Shark Fighter Logo

New Media Shark

To consider such images somehow uniquely remotely ‘zeitgeisty’.

New Media Shark

Cockney Voodoo Beaver Album Cover “Synchronia V”

Another underground banger from the classic urban death-ambient supergroup – Orloff Records, 2018.

Cockney Voodoo Beaver Album Cover “Synchronia V”

Side A:

  • Check Yer Pockets Fer Screaming Skulls (35m)

Side B:

  • An accurate document of effects radiating from the network (55m)

How Do I Get A Foot In The Door Of The Modern Global Art Scam

Hey, good question!

Ideal / Idealized Cost for such Conceptual Work: £750K – contact Robert What today for details.

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