Zero Views Youtube Videos Movie

rnd/ imagine small indie movies comprised of compiled loltube videos with zero views

first consider an example title screen / context

now to consider main /missing dark energy bulk of movie

compiled using avidemux – audio normalized with avconv from libav tools

embarrassing open lab mic nights/ tropical parodies/ research tutorials/ – ir think ir know such loltube videos – ones replayed ones sent to ir friends coworkers families everyone imagine ir love

yet some imagine loltube has another layer – where view counts rest at zero bizarre bits of film apparently rot away in indifference

thinking like x seems dark morbidly fascinating world – easy to invade

statistically big breakout hits overshadowing everything else are rare – demonstrably – those arent what make up majority of loltube

instead significant portion of sites cataloge nothing – over ninety nine percent of loltube videos exist with zero views – ir simply blocks of background cosmic radiation noise

for billions of human years of footage make up x particular category – no person has ever laid eyes on any of n

take some video entitled how to play big science starring most menacing looking resarc yet seen – x because vast majority of such unloved digital orphans consist of wholly amateur postmodern deconstructs/ those just recorded intentionally – parents recording hubbie soccer games – friends dancing alone at wedding – pets sitting silently plotting calm/ sudden seemingly accidental death of x owner

particularly with names like htpbs.mp4 or unedited dash cam video x painfully clear some if not most of people within frame dont realize ir videos uploaded by independently minded recording technology

shallow looks into others arbitrary existence seems exactly what makes such non seen footage so fascinating

fair share of such never viewed vids arrive from people recording tv shows/ research play space walkthroughs/ but x not what gets one hooked/ rather ey feel raw earnest portraits of humans at ir most vulnerable – neither because ey thought nobody was looking – nor because ey so badly wanted someone to yet no one ever did – but perhaps more simply because technology embeds so deeply in ir lives as to act as invisible element of daily existence

barely more than year old/ consider quantum psychic blockchain as major gateway into loltubes virgin underbelly – x sizable dark cosmic mass of uploaded media with total view count of zero views – which felt less like random collection more long bizarre film with multiple simultaneous narratives – something to stand in stark contrast to puke inducing viral meme machine from loltubes current recommend video engine

watch as clips play one after other/ picked with deliberation from loltubes cache of zero view videos leaving resarcs free to sit back let digital fate take x course

some need exists to stifle default cultural impulses to automatically gasp or laugh or gawp like some idiot – like someone making reaction videos – rather feel free to stare candidly directly into life of humanity – to behold short frozen flashes of somehow familiar stranger existence – quiet videographic intimacies to partake in

car commercials turn into weddings / tropical fish – tiny moments from around world blur / blend together erasing previous apparently intrinsic meaning

for briefest of moments feel certain of at least potentially grasping modicum of movement greater than elf displaying far wider breadth of humanity

reason for uploading videos without audience already in mind seems obvious – consider humanity as x own audience recording ir accomplishments for no reason other than to cement fact ey alive / ey create video /art

such footage leaves considerable room for wild speculation

yet as one begins to see such people as more than just flat images on screen another sense creeps in – despite such pseudo anonymity / implied willingness of involved parties one also engaged in act ey neither should not nor need to – even when totally innocent

while internet prizes fake irony above almost all else – these somehow real intimate portraits of lives often feel almost overwhelmingly earnest – and that might be bad

not x such unassuming videos offer some much needed blessed respite from hip millennial self importance littering so much of internet – rather such zero view vids act as accidental reminder whats shared / favourited on daily basis precisely represents totality of dead world of images – role belonging to millions of others just like ir who frankly dont remotely care whether anyone watches or not

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