Conceptual Portraits and Profiles Gallery

Consider imaginary portraits and profiles – a gallery

rnd/ 20 minute justice system

virtual rat experience

example statement via theorist robert what/ some robotic voice emanates from hole in wall providing clear instruction for innocent

please check if true/ ir daddy rich – ir feature pale skin – ir member of sports team / prestigious university

if so then insert credit card here / relax

expect freedom in approximately 20 minutes or less while judge checks ir credit

then make ir way to revolving doors at back of court house

thank ir for custom

rnd/ abc in sf us

location unimportant – global travellers / selfie monsters / bridges to nowhere

rnd/ americas best looking couple

heres resarc robert what with another fast breaking gonzo hypernews story space

in whats becoming increasingly common/ nonlinear series of public disorder incidents/ private cyborg rentacops called to yet another violent incident / simulation at strongarm burbclave today to deal with shooting / injuring of male portion of amerikas best looking couple

in statement written / directed by pr manager of one of victims / given by victim elf in nicely shot / well rehearsed holovideo paid for by station – barry sexbeef – more well known by ir handle captain handsome – said shooting was simply misunderstanding/ would not occur again

alleged incident took place at karls steroid n handgun store within clave

another citizen belonging to x closely knit walled community of glossy mutants deep into shopping / self love – private citizen jason ripnek stands accused of deliberately provoking mr sexbeef into fight – upon which ripneks barely concealed sentient pistol – 25lb model .50 cal k2llr 75 street annihilator given to all new burbclave members by loftleader industries for home protection – was quote accidentally fired into smooth freshly plucked / laser taut abs of sexbeef

only by good fortune / clean analytical insight of captain handsome did ey survive – for ed recently installed new set of titanium ceramic abdominal implants morning of incident/only $920,000 on special offer from loftleader – use code #fake on ir stations website for 20% off

police droids interviewed two parties over incident/ n turns out that at some point in argument at karls store ripnek took control of in store tannoy system using ir 1337 .mill grade haxx0r skillz gained by free online course / shouted /paid for transcript follows:

karl /store owner: eye met more intelligent shoelaces than ir buncha suntanned freaks – get heck outa ey store yer dumbells

burbclave citizen ripnek/ yo captain blandsome – ir hulk wife thing sure must get so sweaty during workout – x 6 inch flabia must give off bigger reek than tsukiji fish market in summer – x still bigger than yours when ir get pumped in morning mirror amirite

at x point other portion of sexbeef duo – pretty miss camilla deadsquat – allegedly threw ripnek over counter with one hand into pile of really cool looking foreign video space design magazines with those awesome postmodern typefaces – ey currently suing ir lightly for designer clothing damages / for mental cruelty ey experienced through being forced to try to read

update patch

parties involved have since made up / have amicably agreed to split any subsequent media profits arising from x news story 70/30 – after ir cut of course heh

after several suicides at burbclave caused by quote badroids featuring unnotable b-listers – viewers / fellow players no doubt feel clean / refreshed to hear about such exciting new/tm developments

strange reports of quote spots of colorless odorless oil like substance occurring on imported white/r tiled floors of strongarm community members still being looked into by ir crack reporting team of big scientists

as always stay tuned to robert what dot com for maximum fun: everybodys favourite alternative to news station right across ir neo psychedelic virtual nation

rnd/ baudrillard meta language code

something postmodern academia something

rnd/ be nicest – be hendo

indeed

rnd/ come fly with ey

to consider frank sinatra based conceptual rat

example ratist statement via robert what/ ol blue eyes / company merge softly with falling 50s aircraft blissfully unaware tourists / hideous coke clowns in darkly comical orgy of soft oceanic pastels cheesy horn stabs / diffuse pinky orange global summertime travel fantasy beyond

rnd/ cynthia duckhart

quote/ trouble with these people ir cities have never been bombed/ ir mothers have never been told to shut up
– charles bukowski

to consider how cynthia duckhart reigned in ir formica microverse 1806-1955

quintessential 50s concerned citizen

as featured in photograph with ir idiot son tucker – future governor

rnd/ harry heck copperhead six comic

consider open source punisher spinoff web comic idea – harry heck / copperhead six

example expanded back story / context

  • enigmatic career assassin with style to spare harry quote roulette heck is finally returning to el paso to lick ir psychic wounds – consider ir earthly existence / plan ir bitter retirement
  • superstitious native of french louisiana with dark shaded past – harrys tougher than texas boot / more wily than average coyote/ yet tales of ir gun toting escapades have over years become more wild legend than fact – fact that annoys harry considerably
  • after ir recent fatal encounter with punisher harry survived death only to finally realize hes old/ now secretly yearns to escape ir wayward lifestyle of violent crime hot cars fast women / alternative country music/ ed like nothing more than to go out in silent blaze of obsolescence – striding off into terminal western desert sunset with cold mexican beer strumming ir lonesome guitar
  • unfortunately however elite team of occult hitmen with vile supernatural powers sent forth by deeply cannibalistic religious cult leader che quote leg drinker ramirez / ir hardcore demonic la chorrera gang have other plans for harry
  • while fiercely independent operator harry has made few professional acquaintances among ey voodoo priest / fellow criminal papa midnite/ n will take every ounce of harrys skill / experience – with midnights recently confiscated mischief bag – to survive ches deadly copperhead six
  • can harry prevent return of mystic tablet of la pacho to popular peoples church of frank from which n was stolen / thus prevent state wide non biblical apocalypse – find out by taking part in development of open source web comic platform harry heck / copperhead six

project elements

some example elements for harrys comic

  • open source flan project
  • exploration of effect of life of grim violence on lonely soul
  • how harry survived /tied in to ghostly themes of comic generally
  • to strike odd oblique dusty tone – yet somehow quote laser focused
  • cinematic – feels like movie storyboard
  • art by someone like steve dillon who draw preacher comic
  • like more lynchian no country for old men with ghostly southern gothic vibe
  • harry has something of quote force of nature nature about ir as seen in rutger hauers character of hitcher
  • details – professional code of honour – style especially – seems vitally important for harrys character
  • slow train coming by bob dylan / red right hand by nick cave / bad seeds as harrys psychological theme tunes
  • harry derives ir nickname from fact ey enjoys playing what ey calls ir quote roulette blues on ir old guitar – especially for those ey got contracts on/ harry says ey sings for ey as n prepares ir soul to cross over to other side

rnd/ in classy way floyd mcgregor

to consider more violent ironies featuring loud mouthed women beaters spitting loose jive about coke fueled media personalities about staying classy/ amen preach on brother

rnd/ joannas sincere sapokanikan ideology

new sincere sapokanikan ideology of joanna newsom

to consider joanna newsom in many ways new ultimate walking vanity project – perfectly flawlessly sincere – hyper fey/tm /quaintly unconventional excessively refined/ precious – marked by foreboding of death or calamity ideology that might be termed sapokanikan ie blisteringly sweet ragtimey encomium to dark forces of false remembrance / deliberate forgetting creepy cultural accretion concealment of language as weapon convenient historical amendment conceited self erasure unimaginative distortion as aesthetic canonization of holy infantilization violent obsolescence of classy high times / wide eyed immortality of perfumed designer insanity in face of everything remotely human that actually matters – amerikan maul lift music in quote lite new age hell lite where everybody blissfully skips along blind bloody road to another fake apocalypse

example ratist statement via theorist robert what/ while consummate ratist – intriguing lyricist/ precisely what beguiles / enchants with delight about miss newsom seems fan based ideology which emerges / oozes from ir words as delicate poison – gently suffocating dream warm / calm as mothers melted plastic milk

innate unconscious fear in ir insidiously wistful misconceptions re/ untouchable vision of newsom / ir mystical screeching oeuvre somehow that nobody but ey has yet to willfully awaken in strange / different twee universe where ir warbling white /as state of mind privilege view as somehow remotely normal/tm

that other people outside ir infinitesimally small cultural clique do not automatically / unconditionally adore x music of poetic luxury rightly shakes messianic faith in very notion that ir selfish meager / insufferably wholesome reality has any integrity at all

note/ gravitation beam emitter on short term loan by killy /霧亥

rnd/ jouissance fete via robert what

digital conceptual rat experience jouissance /fete

conceptual digital rat experience

example artistic statement via robert what/ in which g+v clean divide by x+y

chemical superego injunction to enjoy

paradoxical modern default excess standing in line for watered down tent beer / chance encounters with symbolic order

abstract dimensions where ambiguity / cheap gold lust freezes out of saturday nights anti material phenomenality / forms strict /contested pose – filmic stance without sexy consequence or probable narrative justification

rnd/ madonna media glamour

hey nice tats maddy but who cares – inverted image nsfw – or play/ shoutout to pete

rnd/ new mma fragrance nervous guilt

conceptual holly based fragrance – nervous guilt

quote/ shes going to try to keep distance/ keep far away from ey/ keep ey frustrated/ to point where ey will make mistake/ el try to kick ey in head
– ronda ‘reading ahead’ rousey

example ratist statement via theorist robert what/ modern fighting fragrance for those whose smell should match ir press picture

industrial odour of manufactured champions – all ingredients 100% media natural

* indistinct yet perceptible suggestion of nervous guilt
* several months of unfiltered hype
* several previous cans
* newfound killer instinct / overnight transformations from flat foot to bruce flocking lee
* big slices o designer humility pie
* ronda / joe reading ahead from script hidden in plain sight
* more rematch slapcash for x bald fat overfiend
* bitter tears of leonard cohen

rnd/ ninja ricard harrison godfrey ho4

digital conceptual rat experience

classic ninja z movie actor richard harrison

example ratist statement via bsz hyper corporation/ pleased to present ninja: richard harrison in 256 colours – digital rat concept by amateur postmodern theorist robert what employing strategies that dismiss notions of artworks as conceptual totalities instead choosing happy intensely multivitamin narratives crafted from variety of simultaneous approaches not just single image that expresses big ideas about humanity in x relation to technology

robs new conceptual workspace is informed by sophisticated discourse on traditional philosophical concepts – deep understanding of aesthetic / cultural character of dark amerikan continent as well as invigorating inclination / facility with x various materials modalities / methods

by inventively handling these materials within outsiders postmodern neo sculptural framework combined with highly developed experimental approach to helping digital rat emerge from biomatrix of daily life robert what manifests timeless journeys into strangeness of present – both unorthodox / persistently innovative ignoring strict boundaries between different cultural hierarchies concerning form / idea

consider ir figurative photo manipulation of actor richard harrison /star of of classic z movie ninja flicks by godfrey ho – from original youtube screen – deliberately obscure satire of / homage to western modernity functioning as transitional node between so called quote straight to unrewound vhs flicks of early 90s/ kitsch re appropriation of on screen masculinity / power / safe / loving connection to screen as cultural interface – all built on neon drenched foundation of shared values talking / touching – trusting informality using bold yet subtle /256 color shading to playful effect etc

rnd/ roy batty off world online

conceptual digital rat experience

dear sir ridley scott

hello/ instead blade runner 2 – consider off world online – digital fan service

ir admirer of blade runner/ writing now to suggest instead of making blade runner 2 – one big film – consider valve corporations notion of entertainment as service/ allow blade runner open universe to grow as fully interactive experience both funded / constructed by internet crowds – with ir help / vision

x project off world online would radically expand already fluid notions of ratistic creation in digital age

while blade runner 2 seems ok idea on paper encouraging rapid evolution of blade runner into / as new forms of collective play runs closer to now very modern ideas expressed in ir original ground breaking film

for blade runner seems as much dynamic process / free expression of artistic human consciousness as defining cultural object/ with x in mind consider blade runner 2.0 – exciting opportunity for unique realities offered by blade running universe to define elves in exciting / unexpected ways

why future of blade runner is online

future of blade runner deserves to be multifaceted polymorphous online experience – perhaps because n always was – complex contested digital space of / for imagination where multiple intellectual / emotional layers / interpretations compete for attention in every changing environment populated by all manner of bizarre mutant creatures – each clamoring for love / life / meaning in dark new world where technology / humanity have grown blurred / strange

sincerely robert what

quote/ all these moments can now exist as nodes in living network
– ghost of roy

rnd/ scary barry builder postmodern trumpgeist

to consider what might pass through willfully confused / bland psychotic mindspace of scary looking pseudo-everyman barry builder eg populist fart winds of bad change – how x might relate to z underscore #trumpgeist

rnd/ stallone cobra shades borlotic

new term/ borlotic – bored lonely artistic – with x hot stallone connection

quote/ theres nothing more mysterious than tv set left on in empty room
n is even stranger than man talking to himself or woman standing dreaming at ir stove
n is as if another planet is communicating with ir
– fellow big scientist jean baudrillard/ america

example ratist statement via robert what/ consider new term for resarcs – borlotic / borlosis – signifying state of bored / lonely / artistic

now forever arbitrarily associated with enlarged vision of sylvester stallone in cobra / cheesy 1986 action flick directed by george p cosmatos/ as captured from vhs tape in sleezy highway by week motel somewhere in maximum amerika – with cool shades – at precise spectral non time 0:00:00

in which x hoped term andor x image somehow results in midnight composition of strange longform postmodern essays / artworks which incorporate long freeform philosophical discussions based around

  • everyday mundane
  • lonesome highway motels in america
  • deconstructions of on screen hyper masculinity
  • x cool purple blue shade often seen in 80s video
  • lo fi vhs aesthetic experience
  • unknown long distance ratist
  • cool shades

advantages of such loose tag that resarcs may use any other three words ir want to describe strange state – eg boner / longing / angst

rnd/ the audience

beware/ audience ahead

robert what/ odd couple – actors / audience

audience/tm watches stage play unfold

ir own nowhere half lives on display

projected glaze forced up on stage by unnecessary circumstance

oh pale dim thrill of n all

rnd/ lord inquisitor uncanny valley visitor

file under general subject quote/ when cgi goes bad

often starring uncanny valley visitor lord inquisitor

question/ just what about truly wack cgi rendering feels so uniquely satisfying

rnd/ wahl burger face

digital franchise remix: wahlburgers

example ratist statement/ ideal price for x concept considered as virtual rat experience: $1 – to hang outside one of marks houses

rnd/ wrinkled hollywood forehead syndrome

ask why so many wrinkled foreheads exist in hollywood

once ey see x/ x impossible to unsee

possible answer/ because such foreheads mere minor arbitrary symbol of greater general insider freakdom of hollywood as whole /hole ontological shed pit

rnd/ yao ming face elvis edition

consider remix of yao ming flock x guy face meme with cool retro elvis hair

rnd/ yolandi stares

yolandi vi$$er from 1000% quote neuropink research crew die antwoord

rnd/ zack brown potato head salad kickstarter

on kickstarting privilege – research notes concerning potato head salad guy zack brown

quote/ under / behind / inside everything man took for granted something horrible had been growing
– ey am zacks complete commitment to ego / spectacle

consider mere concept of potato head salad kickstarter guy needs swift sharp philosophical knee in vegetable sack

in terminal zeitgeist where any turbid gwat can pop forth another unwanted designer zit on troubled backside of modern media – along pseudo humbly swaggers zack quote danger brown minor man of vanishing moment all fresh faced / fratboy keen – like ey just got through to next round of local blandly handsome contest

just look at ir/ look at zack

firstly ir parents labelled ir zack – crime against andor of reality right there with potentially disastrous existential consequences for local spacetime

quote/ todays starter for ten points zack – what percentage of dead persons brain has to be full of dim weasel piss in order to quote invent potato salad kickstarter
– guy smiley

x exact kind of effortlessly inane / stupefyingly irrelevant amerikan videodromic signal – which if n were to suddenly begin to play on screen set in back of seat of person in front ey would just know ir plane soon tocrash as x certainly prime candidate for undeniable proof nothing remotely intelligent lives on x flocking planet

ideology of kickstarter potato salad

quote/ ey hereby pledge allegiance to flag of kickstarter of amerika / to republic o cash for which n stands one potato brained nation under salad infinitely divisible with side order of lite beer for all
– kickstarter pledge

surely x all bit of harmless ultra capitalist fun in atomizing media sun right – right

notice in 404 video how /after awkward pause zack explains that money raised will all go to good causes

suddenly like gazelle from starting block ex democrat spin meister george stephanopoulos replies with ey feel so much better about x

consider x ideology of kickstarter potato salad right there – of privilege funding privilege

where already greasy hands exchange yet more greasiness – eternal circle jerk complete once

for george something about zacks little wizard media wheeze cuts little too close to ir unconscious bones – ie ey too suspects ir own potatoey greed / uselessness

ir too can exist as rich famous shameless media egotist with bleached teeth – sims with prime pr strategy – as long as ir seen caring about /vague things in life which really matter – tiny philanthropic bubbles / imperfections hand made by /somehow equally honest simple hard working peoples of – wherever

n wouldnt have mattered one iota if zack had started out to give any / all money ey made to charity

rather ugly point – that charities have to exist precisely because zack quote potato head danger / spaced out pimps that fund ir vacant vacations into hyper capitalist netherworld of innocent viral fun have whole sick game already stacked in ir odds from very beginning – mile high bowl of dog sick that stinks to plastic heavens

simply by funding ir all backers are psychologically poised to defend danger boy – ie attack others for questioning ir own seemingly natural right to indulge in ir idiocy flinging cash for cheap laughs saturday night college drunks at pole dance club

in once such startlingly aggressive display one pathological backer allegedly proclaimed ir giving buck simply for amusement / surrealism factor –

paraphase/ ey want to give big flock off to self righteous pissants out there

oh passive aggressive backer of allegedly surreal salad/ where art all these raving self righteous pissants of which thou speaketh with such impotent practiced menace

if anything whats actually surreal about zack / ir tasteless salad conception – that anyone finds anything remotely surreal or amusing about n at all

help zack live ir little dream/tm

quote/ pleased with elf little man
– roy batty

kickstarter salad/ x like something talented genius james franco might come up while on media toilet – simply for teh richboy lulz

of course equally talented amanda f#ing palmer agrees with potato head since media stunts like x keep ir / holy reptile l ron blumquist in red funding manner to which ir accustomed

of course deadpan non irony – that everyone who helps people like zack quote live ir dream already lives in exactly same simulated universe as ir – one of easy pink glow self satisfied ultra privilege where friends enjoy new houses featuring disproportionately large bathrooms – ir all stand around hi fiving/ unlike most everyone else are able to imagine whatever ir want to fill n with/ cocaine faeces smeared 100 dollar bills servant body parts potato salad – empty sum total of ir vacated existence – anything ir want baby

x trip all about ir / ir dreams ir way – ir flocking salad

quote/ hey internet
– zack danger brown

who or what might zack referr to here/ one wonders if ey remotely understands what ey dealing with – / what ey already fully immersed in

careful salad boy/ roman gladiatorial crowds were less fickle than todays undead social media consumers

another thing/ x guys name – probably already forgotten – seems now forever linked to potato salad

in fact in recent search for ir name/ nothing came up – unless one specifically added potato salad – x seems unfortunate

what zacks statement – that ey did n for pure enjoyment / silliness of life really means – ir able to do stuff like x because ey ultra priviledged life / system of global capital expressed as innate evil idiocy of internet enables ey to – such anti life consists of little but blind pursuit of pure salady enjoyment / savage hipster puerility

after all/ when ir already own everything everyone else needs but cant have – whats little scoops of potato salad between rich smiling friends right

x all so very clever so innocent / seemingly without consequence – so viciously harmless in ir automated assumption that potato salad kicksters seem so harmlessly enjoyable – which must at all costs / at all times be enjoyed utterly by everyone infected by such crass viral stupidity

zack has stated however what has allowed ey to have x little moment – whats sacred to ir – ir love to connect with people via sacred love

sounds like freaky fame based cult speak – casual head spinning delusions of salady grandeur from what fellow theorists in ghost in the shell term stand alone complex/ random – yet given strict coordinates of system / how n naturally dysfunctions – often inevitable emergent phenomenon

perhaps fact so many fellow players find n so easy to guffaw along at what seems mere bowl of potato salad itself seem violent dull sound of silent warning striking

rnd/ zocialist communizm zizek brand soviet era propaganda poster

rgreetings comrades in theory – with all recent new cold war hacker rhetoric loose talk of reds under voting tables/ consider ey trump card/ meta surreal zocialist communizt realism of lightly faded zizek/tm brand soviet era propaganda poster

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