Boring Social Media themed study

Possible social media themed study based around vague ideas concerning terminally dull media representation

rnd/ amazon reviewer

to imagine typical amazon reviewer / ir possibly interesting product list

rnd/ unremarkable image

seemingly simply no more or less than precisely x

example artistic statement via theorist robert what: straight from hideousness of mundane everyday existence: unremarkable image via semi undecidedly non professionals

bland juxtapositions half set against drab modern palette: tools of postmodern hyper war / digital typography architectural shadows / rendering glitches – unstated ideology however that such images somehow quote no more or less than ir appear eg unremarkable – when in fact n might simply be far less than x

false promises / deep time – all that does not glitter still might not be golden

rnd/ crayzay rich brats online

via/ some foul instagram munt

consider get money rat – via some kickable rich brat on instagram

example ratist statement via theorist for hire robert what

every day as exactly same – punching time clock until death – except how to recognize any difference

endless mechanical process of filling up hollow days with deluded illusion x something anything as happening

– in which ir want to be stinking filthy rich

ir life seems extraordinarily ordinary terminally boring / unbearably lonely

at least with some dirty money in ir sweaty greasy palm ir can pay to work with some actual real artists / together create something of some minor meaning / vague beauty / temporary intellectual engagement

all ir need as one breakthrough – one chance one foot in door

world is theirs baby

given chance ir could change reality itselves

with some serious money ir can reinvent elves – become famous admired cool person ey secretly dreamed about for years

with unlimited resources with cultural position / friends ir can live new life of ease / fun / adventure – finally escape pathetically dreary null space / still as yet unlived half life ey dragged elves through daily since leaving university

– at least at uni there was lite beer / shite dope / beautiful intelligent young women

best of all perhaps – staying up late to discuss life polyverse / everything

internet as now all there as for ey / undead virtual substitute

ir visit same kind of sites daily – pretending to eb remotely interested in stuff

pretending to write for / on some random anonymous backwater blog nobody reads or remotely cares about

x all bit of useless farce without punchline / only listless audience of one

going through motions of having emotions

– all ir need/ some immensely wealthy patron or benefactor – some group of equally forward thinking artistically inclined visionaries to pretend to take ey seriously long enough to adequately fund artistic lifestyle to which ir could so easily become accustomed – free instant access to artists thinkers supercomputers social networks

– in other words brought ability to treat information as global capital flow – to plunge clever fingers in digital matrix / directly interface with culture at speed of collective artistic thought

– in some small way ir might eb doing n right now – quote hyper advanced postmodern theory evolving consciousness realtime/ kinda

– ir just want someone – anyone – to think ir quote really on to something – x ir clever enough to ask questions

nobody ever asks ey any questions / ir sadness over not feeling wanted or liked for strange thoughts in / channelled via ir brain makes ir silent sadness existentially weighty burden ir could do without

– note/ £ doesnt buy lot nowadays/ ey probably just spend most of n on sophisticated shameless elf advertising / promotion for even more serious startup capital in order to perform some truly hardcore ‘big science’ rnd

*mild listless / uselessly wistful sigh*

rnd/ does sky exist

good question

rnd/ edt

consider existential depression test results

rnd/ message wall

modern media collage

rnd/ ey answer to solving media

sounds like double dutch

// how to play big science