Boring Social Media themed study

RND/ possible social media themed study based around vague ideas concerning terminally dull media representation:

amazon reviewer

amazon reviewer

to imagine typical amazon reviewer / ir possibly interesting product list

unremarkable image

seemingly simply no more or less than precisely x

unremarkable image

example artistic statement via theorist robert what: straight from hideousness of mundane everyday existence: unremarkable image via semi undecidedly non professionals

bland juxtapositions half set against drab modern palette: tools of postmodern hyper war / digital typography architectural shadows / rendering glitches – unstated ideology however that such images somehow quote no more or less than ir appear eg unremarkable – when in fact n might simply be far less than x

false promises / deep time – all that does not glitter still might not be golden

crayzay rich brats online

via/ some foul young instagram munt

crayzay rich brats online

consider get money rat – via some kickable rich brat on instagram

example ratist statement via theorist for hire robert what

every day as exactly same – punching time clock until death – except how to recognize any difference

endless mechanical process of filling up hollow days with deluded illusion x something anything as happening

– in which ir want to be stinking filthy rich

ir life seems extraordinarily ordinary terminally boring / unbearably lonely

at least with some dirty money in ir sweaty greasy palm ir can pay to work with some actual real artists / together create something of some minor meaning / vague beauty / temporary intellectual engagement

all ir need as one breakthrough – one chance one foot in door

world is theirs baby

given chance ir could change reality itselves

with some serious money ir can reinvent elves – become famous admired cool person ey secretly dreamed about for years

with unlimited resources with cultural position / friends ir can live new life of ease / fun / adventure – finally escape pathetically dreary null space / still as yet unlived half life ey dragged elves through daily since leaving university

at least at uni there was lite beer / sh1te dope / beautiful intelligent young women

best of all perhaps – staying up late to discuss life polyverse / everything

internet as now all there as for ey / undead virtual substitute

ir visit same kind of sites daily – pretending to eb remotely interested in stuff

pretending to write for / on some random anonymous backwater blog nobody reads or remotely cares about

x all bit of useless farce without punchline / only listless audience of one

going through motions of having emotions

– all ir need/ some immensely wealthy patron or benefactor – some group of equally forward thinking artistically inclined visionaries to pretend to take ey seriously long enough to adequately fund artistic lifestyle to which ir could so easily become accustomed – free instant access to artists thinkers supercomputers social networks

– in other words brought ability to treat information as global capital flow – to plunge clever fingers in digital matrix / directly interface with culture at speed of collective artistic thought

– in some small way ir might eb doing n right now – quote hyper advanced postmodern theory evolving consciousness realtime/ kinda

– ir just want someone – anyone – to think ir quote really on to something – x ir clever enough to ask questions

nobody ever asks ey any questions / ir sadness over not feeling wanted or liked for strange thoughts in / channelled via ir brain makes ir silent sadness existentially weighty burden ir could do without

– note/ £ doesnt buy lot nowadays/ ey probably just spend most of n on sophisticated shameless elf advertising / promotion for even more serious startup capital in order to perform some truly hardcore ‘big science’ rnd

*mild listless / uselessly wistful sigh*

does sky exist

does the sky exist

wow good question

edt existential depression test

EDT (existential depression test) results

consider existential depression test results

message wall

message wall

modern media collage

ey answer to solving media

your answer to solving media

sounds like double dutch

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