Big Scientist RND Zaibatsu welcome pack

Small part of imaginary BSZ RND Shadow Hyper Corporation introductory franchise welcome pack for Big Scientists

rnd/ big science as deflated balloon dog

quote/ given arbitrary space of possibilities afforded by computation as n not somewhat absurd to uncritically reproduce conditions of physical objects rather than attempting to imagine new logics of thingness ownership exchange etc more faithful to affordances of medium/ what does n mean to establish notions of provenance for objects x elude exclusive possession/ as x contradiction natural progression or step along way to unforeseen future states of affairs
– morgan sutherland/ monegraph status of art object/ via dismagazine dot com

indeed says resarc theorist robert what

rnd/ big science header logos

featuring pirate pineal alien on vegetable television with hashtag htpbs how to play big science

rnd/ black pheonix project logos

another local manifestation in bsz rnd project space of ultra elite strange dark imaginary forces

rnd/ channel zero test card z

digital experience – future memories of channel zero/ remix of test card f

channel z programs are about andor feature many of stars characters seen at robert whats research site

resarc robert what/ once sitting with ey wonderful grandfather watching channel four racing – pleasant smell of ir brylcream/ pipe smoke

when test card f used to appear ey would imagine ey saw green skull resting beneath clown head – until one day ey realized n was just ir body/ clowns body not ey grandfathers – ey died of cancer

proud stocky man when young – once sergeant training recruits for second war – cut down to skin bones by age / dis ease of hard unceasing manual labor

time for telly with good ol grandad

of course by then n was all too late – false skull remained true skull which ey cannot un see

dislocation – channel zero/ future memories of live disaster /tv zone

rnd/ corporate hex cup fun

idea x hex shaped cups somehow remotely embody quote fun or catalyze fun group based activity in scene/ now available down on level d8

rnd/ derrida in mirrorshades

consider image part of failed job application for full time writer at research play spaces journalism website rock paper shotgun

aka dont call ir well call ey – really dont call ir

from/ robert what
to/ jobs at rockpapershotgun dot com
date/ 15 july 2014 17:25
subject/ ir applying for specific role ey might not of previously considered – until now

dear rock paper shotgun

hello/ ir roleplaying robert what – uk based amateur postmodern philosopher

x might seem presumptuous but ir would like to apply for opportunity to write occasional posts for ey excellent site for free

eve been lurking rps for while think n would be good opportunity for both of ir if ey hired ey as theorist in residence

ir applying for x particular role as ey skill rests in constructing bespoke one off think pieces left field thought experiments – rather than being just another junior reporter / churnalist churning out churnalism

consider ey bit less clark kent more derrida in mirrorshades playing wipeout on terminal beach

ive imaginary resarch development site at robertwhat dot com may be reached monday to fri 9am – 8pm

heres what ir done so far

eve tweaked script for dear esther

eve helped author simon sellars interview photographer troy paiva on ir site ballardian

eve interviewed cool indie developer / modder long nguyen regarding speeding up indie play – development postmortem

sort of research ir into/ anything saying or suggesting something meaningful about ir humalien condition with bias toward thoughtful indie titles free /libre software linux based research generally

lot of people play research spaces ey do – though not necessarily from sharp postmodern perspective

404 site: stanley parable play review

404 site: gone home haunted narratives

404 site: artificial meta play of proteus

ir also busy making ey own informal indie play systems development framework – abstract encounters/ 404 – alternative indie research play space systems development

type of writing – not mere quote content – ey could do for ey site/ pithy intellectually stimulating oddly humerus with dark clean edge x refreshes neural palate

ey previous job was for private informal english language company for six years – pretty uneventful but ey did receive acute appreciation for european industrial hard flooring technology

heres ey 300 word article ey requested

unturned vs dayz/ darwinian relay development cycle

consider ruthless way modern developers simultaneously view competition opportunity

x dev style ey call darwinian relay development research offshoot of gartner hype cycle

x olympic torch race – only ey wait for x fuzzy sweet spot when oppositions play starts to flag / peak – then publicly snatch away ir developmental fire hype thunder

sudden migration to ey new ip then occurs which features all other play spaces strengths less perceived weaknesses

prime example of d.r.d/ slooow dev cycle / context of dayz – what some refer to as quote forever alpha – rapid emergence of zombie minecraft hybrid unturned /or sonys h1z1 mmo

open access gamez are particular susceptible to x; unturned as basically form of rapid dayz re prototyping

ey see what others are doing consider how to do n better then make n – faster

who wants to wait years for devs to implement quote simple basic functionality to ir alpha /eg crouching when along trots johhny come lately bearing fresh research cake called “crouch master 9001″ with all such missing elements working from outset?

strategist sun tzu said/ if ey wait by river long enough bodies of ey enemies will float by

in cut throat arena of research development n pays /literally to show pair of fast developmental heels finish ey damn play – also ruthless opportunism x takes no prisoners /at least minimally cuts mustard

in short make n now before ir get terminally bored again ey crazy kapitali$t dogs! do n right well never forget ey/ till somebody new comes along

tags/ #hype #unfinished #alpha #development #adhd #erectile_dysfunction #zombie #ripoff #eagles

– ey sincerely hope ey will consider ey /though precisely what as naturally ey prerogative

signed/ robert what

update/ jim rossignol proxy responds

hello/ firstly profound apologies for impersonal nature of x email – there were nearly 1300 applicants! all of which meant n was tough just to get through vast amount of words let alone provide personal feedback

ey would dearly have loved to have been able to do x not least because there was so much promising material in there/ but sheer logistics of n did not allow

anyway person who got job has now been notified individually/ those of ey who will be asked to try out for freelance work have also been contacted by myself or graham

thank ey thank ey thank ey again for applying

n means world to ir x were where ey would like to spend ey time ir also understand x trying to get writing jobs as incredibly difficult often disheartening

so please never stop writing keep going

good luck remain steadfast

thanks again

jim rossignol

rnd/ geoff wode

open source fiction concept geoff wode

quote/ ey got no love no love youd call real
aint got nobody waitin at home
– van halan/ running with z devil

introducing geoff wode – open source fiction concept in early permanent access alpha v1.0

consider geoff wode less character / more conceptual rat idea space / idea space for conceptual rat – mobile digital multimedia launch pad for exploring ideas of – for example virtual hyper masculinity self image in digital age etc – all x good stuff

imaginary bsz researcher profile

name: geoff quote danger wode

born: southern california

age: eternally 33

single words that describe geoff: tryhard / keenster

physical dimensions: 6″ 5′ 245lb – huge thatched head/ immensely strong / freakishly tough/ extremely evenly tanned/ hyper clean living

past: alleged combined ex olympic shot putter andor hit man – few seems to know / records fuzzy

awards: twice voted pinkest man alive / most likely to die of blandness

employment: runs successful import export business near new mombasa space elevator/ might also currently work as head of internal security for loftleader industries sworn enemies of big scientist rnd zaibatsu shadow hyper corporation

intelligence: not particularly bright existentially speaking – but definitely cunning / tenacious finished part time phd by email in experimental meta business
look: that of being continually bursting with joys of endless summer/ effortlessly snappy quote caz-u-el dresser

psychology: geoff displays unpredictable borderline psychotic behaviour punishingly high sincerity factor is strongly anti ironic / anally retentive smoothly confident yet often instantly forgettable conversationalist well versed in latest subcultural trends / trivia

sex: despite being chronic chicken choker geoff seems generally deep into asexual self love

recent quote from latest girlfriend/ were off to get buuuuuuurgers / ribssssssss – righhhtt – aka ey dont think ey have brain uhhhhhhhhh but check out ey fakies / hot everything else uhhhhhhhhhhh

recreation: enjoys pharmaceutical grade street – dimensional gateway – drugs such as bsz

personal: owns mildly rabid half cyborg chihuahua named junior honeybee peaches

geoffs favourite author: rudy rucker

ir favourite walk on anywhere song: up beach by janes addiction

known associates: andrei ulmeyda

often described as: disturbingly upbeat insufferable narcissist with hypnotic eyes / bit of tool who always looks like hes continually just arrived from ir handsome lessons

if ir feel youd like do develop concept geoff word in any capacity feel free to contact resarc robert what today to discuss potential ideas

rnd/ happy micro star industries logos

to code some nonthing concerning how hmsi as eldar equivalent of megacorporate heavy industries approach of big scientist rnd zaibatsu – light oblique deft even sublime touch approach with techno mystical aspects mythology with devestatingly cool postmodern font / corporate stationary usage

how hmsi even have ir own brand of corporate desk toys – impossibly intricate mechanisms allowing resarcs from hmsi to access hidden dimensional data arenas within main rnd facility

rnd/ harold bugwriter

so say hello to harold – popular form of bugwriter with modern resarcs developers of big science – or bug science as deadpan wits within industry like to say among fellow polite company nice designer office furniture

rnd/ htpbs

ah z eternal question – which in conceptual digital image form currently manifests locally ie in lab as abstract near future retro album cover by say/ ambient doom jazz metal supergroup cockney voodoo beaver – special edition internet only release configuration bringing to mind low orbiting 500tw virtual space love platform

rnd/ mahakala

protector of resarcs

aum mani padme hum

rnd/ ode to spengler

rnd/ ode to fellow scientific resarc egon spengler

rip harold ramis – now forever dimensionally exploding in psychedelic polyverse at speed of light/ shoutout to egons awesome cool new local quantum manifestation kate mckinnon

rnd/ remember billy fanward

rnd/ aka man who bites ir tongue

remember ey still needs medicine

busy manifesting via dimensional universe of tony takezaki / ad police – word

rnd/ resarc virginia pete z shadow cast by light

rnd/ virginia pete shadow cast by light/ ongoing existential rnd collaboration with fellow resarc from maximum amerika into what ir term quote new media prophecy

profits from such rat to be split with mathematician

example rat statement via amateur postmodern theorist robert what who says/ pete stares video out not into void but as x very expression

shadow cast by light – where muted emotional states contrast with cool savage neural intensity of highly angular calculated symblic manifestation

crystals hang in ancient chemical gallery like bleached obsidian boneflake shards – silent prophecy

life off radar under wires over artificial barricades now separating mind death meat – love fate animal volition heavily cyborgized intent

cry calls out in mega urban wilderness of old virginia – dirty blood fire on run in x disquietingly smart new media labyrinth

rnd/ research / development

labs down on d8 – say hi to sentient auto dispensers for ey/ just dont get into long winded discussions about social nuances of office micro politics – watch out for those giant super blue zombies tho

rnd/ resarc robert what

consider uk based amateur hardcore postmodern internet theorist performer / alternative new age sci fi meta lifestylist

engages in intense theoretical experiments for big scientist rnd zaibatsu shadow hyper corporation

currently skint but hopeful for change

extensive biography forthcoming

rnd/ tarsis v0ng

current master of archives for bsz hyper corporation

ultraborg division

rnd/ to reconsider vitaly bulgarovs ultraborg division

like soul without mind
body without heart
ir missing every part
– from/ unfinished sympathy by massive attack

conceptual remix for / as vitaly bulgarovs ultraborg division

example rat statement via resarc robert what/ based on parodic narrative fork off 3d model work by vitaly bulgarov x false color image shows unnamed team member from classified crew within black pheonix project in process of utilizing bve

during such unparalleled events skin seems to peel back to reveal ir naked hyper metallo glass skull

such extreme state could arguably be called contemplative

ultraborg division – super elite equalization mirror polarity cyborg unit for hire comprised of tier one freelance freedom protection operatives who have successfully undergone total fanward bulgarov level cyborgization

x comprehensive multi layered program enables specifically chosen members of each forward research team access to play changing new defence tools realtime supercomputer based simulation tactics direct from beyond bleeding edge development labs of happy star network/tm / rational practicality through responsible scientific authority/r

common mistake made by competitors in x field as to go for cool look for sake of look elf not hit objectives about primary functions of design x authentic postmodern ontology

based on raw strength proactive smartness physical toughness alone ultraborg division can effortlessly roll with completely outshine overrule toughest cyborg enhanced disreptutables in hot neon megacities of near future now – althrough bsz corporate security operative billy fanward would like to have word about x

when placed under modern default extremes of engagement stress each ultraborg can initiate unleash truly awe inspiring levels of quote reconstructive deformation on nearby antagonists

utilizing custom casmir arc frame tech build into ir very structure frame as able to instantly draw various levels of bioelectric void energy from ir immediate spacetime reality matrix

each field actor as then able to channel n directly through ir main cough defence tool of choice andor share x power with any other team member

those violent incautious individuals unwise enough to contend with ultraborg meet focused megablast of bioelectric void energy may be subject to sublime kinds of immediate deformation warping x local professional sworn public witnesses often describe as truly resplendent

sensually electrifying displays of psychedelic biomachine /so called quote neuropink style reorganization resulting in near instantaneous discipline permanent physical penalty for irrational transgressors of ir hallowed global philosophical totality

rnd/ urban midnight data ninja

from tron to metal gears grey fox to post cyberpunk neuropink space assassins of warframe consider strange symbolic near future figure of heavily augmented vat grown hyper corporate cyborg – polydimensional xeno anthropologist / courier or urban midnight data ninja – ninja warrior born of near infinite info vectormatic matrices darker moons rising

first one only jesse mach – man equals machine equals street hawk

now chanelling/ polydimensional xeno anthropologist courier from curse space / polydimensional alien anthropologists / data ninja from tron/ legacy

rnd/ visiting professor

to consider suzanne vega play

imagine if ey will suzanne nadine vega/ research play space based on ir book passionate eye/ collected writings of suzanne vega

cold city morning before work

ey enjoying slow coffee cigarette in faded diner when ey notice woman adjusting ir stockings outside window

when ey look back postcard has appeared on ey table requesting ey help

now move silently with strong emotional intent through lonely new england shoreline house of unperturbed beauty whimsical mystery owned by professor ir odd psychic grandchildren gustaff petra

names sound familiar/ ey have misspelt notwithstanding ey say out loud/ whats x large metallic sphere on postcard

turns out professor has accidentally transmogrified elf into massive electric silverback mountain gorilla who becomes dangerously annoyed whenever singer songwriter suzanne vega or similar lite artists as mentioned or begins to play throughout house

ey can be only be temporarily pacified by disabling music – throwing plastic bottles of banana milk at ir large angry head

example play space twist/ ey dead possibly conspiratorially murdered ex wife of professor – restless spirit who inexplicably enjoys music / poetics of suzanne vega

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