Strange Imaginary Games
RND/ In which you consider the sad, conflicted feelings present in a ‘maya fresh’ Summer beach scene: 4406 x 2246 .jpg A strange non-place of unadorned lust, painful longing, and contemplative Buddhistic philosophizing. All while Lie To Me by Chris Isaak plays in your empty head. “She’s looks so happy and confident. My g0d.. what … Read more“Maya Freshness” Painting
RND/ To imagine a Kate Bush ‘Dune’ Painting: 3840 x 2160 .jpg Featuring Kate as ‘Babooshka’, the time travelling Star Witch. Denis Villeneuve’s Depthless, Boring Dune (2021): A Critique // how to play big science
RND/ A painting of ‘expensive zombie formalism’, expressed as a blueprint of the modern Art Church: 2897 x 3840 .jpg Cost For A Concept Such As This: $1.5M – Contact Robert What for details Here’s the art church and this is the steeple Open the door and see all the people Here’s the collector going … Read moreExpensive Zombie Formalism Art Church Blueprint (Painting)
RND/ In which you consider the cosmic vomit that is the (astoundingly talent free) Lindsay Lohan ‘Fursona’ NFT, expressed as a painting: 2384 x 3840 .jpg Cost For Such A Concept As This: $2.95M – contact Robert What today This needs repeating. Fuck NFT’s and everyone connected with so-called ‘Crypto-Art’ right into environmental hell. Pull … Read moreLindsay Lohan Fursona NFT: Cosmic Vomit Painting
RND/ To consider a faded VHS Betamax action movie poster for an imaginary (straight-to-unrewound Betamax) flick entitled “American Rampage Mind Trap: 3652 x 2699 .jpg // how to play big science
RND/ To consider a critique of Dune (2021, Dir. Denis Villeneuve): – Quick capsule review; “One big, laughably embarrassing deadpan ‘Meh’. Blame Canada.” – To turn the usual toxic internet language around on itself, much like a worm that eats its own sad tale: ‘these fragments of critique are not for everyone.’ – Violently unmemorable, … Read moreDenis Villeneuve’s Depthless, Boring Dune (2021): A Critique
RND/ To consider modern internet culture pop art paintings, featuring public Turing Tests of one’s humanity: 3840 x 2160 .jpg Price For Such A Concept As This: $2.5M – Contact Robert What Today For Details // how to play big science
RND/ To imagine a creepy ‘English’ seaside painting for Halloween: 2916 x 2236 .jpg Fuck Martin Parr: Photography And The Cultural Ideology Of Englishness Space 1999: Creepy 70’s Sci Fi Simulator Game Screenshots The Creepy, Empty And Uncanny World Of (Dead) Tactical Multiplayer Shooter “Ground Branch” Creepy Hipster Jesus Creepy Portraits of Deep Fake A.I … Read moreA Day Out By The English Sea: Creepy Halloween Painting