Not Even Wrong: A Response To Batshit Telegraph Environment Article by Jordan ‘Professor Kermitballs’ Peterson

RND/ To consider a stupid rewrite of a recent batshit article on the environment by Jordan ‘Professor Kermitballs’ Peterson. It espouses the view that ‘Corporations and utopians are offering authoritarian solutions to crises only democracy and free markets can solve’. Whatever the fuck that means. Look, let’s be honest people the problems with Jordan’s right … Read more

DALL-E (2022) A.I. Art Collaboration Exhibit

RND/ To consider an artistic collaboration with Dall-E artificial intelligence. Text prompts and resulting images  (with substantial post processing.) “american political candidates shopping for US flags jasper johns”: “Zdzisław Beksiński fine art painting of a dystopian organic megacity”: “3D render of damien hirst in a glass cube digital art”: “utopian virtual reality photograph”: “psychedelic quantum … Read more

On Final Approach To The Video Real: Kane And Lynch 2 Dog Days #Aesthetic Screenshot Art

RND/ To consider the unique lo-fi retro video #aesthetic of Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days – a generally crap little videogame with an amazingly ugly, glitchy, horribly all too watchable / hyperreal look, feel and vibe. Samples: Images courtesy of walkthrough by The Blue Dragon. Download 290 .jpg images (1920×1080 .zip 290MB): KAL2 Part … Read more

Nonplaces: Half Life Maps Noclip Virtual Photography Screenshot Art

RND/ To consider nonplaces in old Half Life videogame maps – some noclip Virtual Photography screenshot art. Samples: Download 181 .heic images (4k, zipped): nonplaces-half-life-maps-noclip-virtual-photography-screenshot-art-robert-what.zip 1187 Mod For Half Life 2: Noclip Virtual Photography Screenshot Art The Existential Airlessness Of Old Half Life Mods Hunt The Freeman: Half Life 2 Videogame Virtual Photography Screenshot Art … Read more

“A nice house to live in”: Conceptual Paintings

RND/ In which you consider the reasonable request of “A nice house to live in”: 3306 x 2224 .jpg Ideal / Idealized cost for such a concept: £2.5M to cover this modern cost of housing. Contact Robert What today for details. Estate Agent Paintings: Expensive Nice Houses I Also Can’t Afford Conceptual Paintings: A Financially … Read more